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crazy life rage and stupid humor

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[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[Longswordwife @Longswordwife]

Christianity is so funny bc any religion that takes itself seriously would find it insulting to put the Word of God on a piece of cardboard meant to be covered in slop and thrown in the trash

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[🍋 @Ritawhoras]

All she gotta do is put on platforms and give face and yall start backtracking. Hate yall

[celia @vinylfolklore]

me this friday btw

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

can not stand those money management ads like “i was paying for three doordash subscriptions 😱” bitch how would that even happen. get off my tv

[grizzy @Furbeti]

If he goes before Biden I'm going to be mocking conservatives about it the rest of my life.

[gigi⸆⸉ 💐 @cornergihaunts]

how life feels when taylor starts acting crazy with her easter eggs again and we know it’s just a matter of time til announcement

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Such thuggish behavior. Is there a father in the home?

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

A conservative man with anger issues who acts like a toddler the second there’s a problem? Fork found in kitchen

[jubi ꕤ @swfetynetari]

eu vou sofrer o resto da vida por não poder vivenciar isso

[ree @rreenaissance]

the kids today aren’t getting summer break packets and that’s the problem!

[Newyorka @organicotine]

If yall hated that new Ariana single how about u give me ur tickets to tour

[Roy ☆ @ifiwerearoy]

I feel like Ariana made that song to weed out the camp lol she’s sick of yall

[Hetty ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧｡⋆ @cutesy_kuromiii]

If I hired a pet sitter for my cat and they let it out and it got killed by coyotes. And then they texted me saying that “I prayed about it and I’m at peace”. I would be on they ass for 30 days and 30 nights. It’s no fucking way in hell lmfao

[emma ꕤ @hnnymoonave]

ariana’s lower register is gonna do it for me every single time IDGAFFFFF