Emily Jallen | 🎂

You only came for the cake.

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

So like, when does being an adult become fun...

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@djotime you should come to first avenue in Minnesota!

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@coldplay why you gotta skip Minnesota on your tour 😭

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

😍 https://t.co/aryV2fJwLv

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Hello, Darkness, my old friend...

#Darkness Video - https://t.co/zuS9Oo6730

#MusicToBeMurderedBy

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@AVABandOfficial @BandD963 concert was amazing! Even though someone stole my jacket with my @LoveYourMelon hat and air pods in the pockets I’m still glad I went!

To the person that stole my shit: karma’s a bitch

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

Just got my pre-sale tickets to the @HellaMegaTour in MN and I could not be more excited. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, my birthday, st. Patrick’s Day, and the 4th of July all happen before the concert but I’m still the most excited for the @HellaMegaTour

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

I wanna thank @HellaMegaTour for making my former teenage selfs dream come true..... oh who am I kidding it’s my adult selfs dream come true too 🖤

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@BenHolsen963 @BandD963 I mean how great was if a whole brothel didn’t make him pay and asked him to come back for free any time 🤣

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

Try me! https://t.co/jX9smC3sHD

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@mishacollins @realDonaldTrump I would provide a place to stay for asylum-seekers any day, and I’m an atheist... Christian Trump followers take note, because I am more like Jesus than you are

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@BandD963 The most important question is... “what did Podrick do with those whores?”

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

Seriously wishing that tickets to see @billieeilish in Minneapolis, MN weren’t almost $300 for general admission... what’s a girl with student loans supposed to do 🥺

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@Walmart I hope you don’t lie to all your customers #walmart #badcustomerservice

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

@Walmart was told I wouldn’t pay shipping to return some items then got charged $75 for shipping? Now being told that i won’t be refunded? What kind of customer service is that, where you lie to your customers

[Emily Jallen | 🎂 @EmJall]

Well, Americans
What, nothin' better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

2 1/2 years ago, I went to a Trump rally. What I saw then was unnerving; what we've seen in this country since is truly horrifying. But we can't let hate & fascism become normalized. We've got to fight!

Restore the balance of power Tuesday. VOTE.

https://t.co/HJzXmTmqjX

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Look what happened the last time you didn’t vote.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Tomorrow, 50 million students are counting on you to #vote. 10,000 school board seats are up for grabs in more than 2,900 school districts in 37 states. Find out about your local school board at @XQAmerica #ReThinkHighSchool https://t.co/xRqfdqz24S

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

“Voting fraud” is just a Republican excuse for voter suppression. No elections in the US have ever been swung by fraud. (Unless you count Trump colluding with Putin.) please vote tomorrow.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vote your ass off tomorrow.