Matt Lambert

Professional Educator. Maths Enthusiast. Puzzle Solver. Long-Suffering Tottenham Fan. Father of Three. He/Him
Currenntly emigrating to Threads and Bluesky

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

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[Naomi Lambert @MiniSav]

Attention @TomFletcher! This is "Goose" Gossage. My daughter, Jasmine, is ecstatic to learn that something really does rhyme with sausage 🤭
#spaceband

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@bearz_COYS Yep

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

Any decent #COYS folk gone over to the threads side in the last week or so? Need a bit more Spurs love/hate on my timeline over there.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

1. You can still twist the cap off if you want to.
2. It's actually more convenient so you don't lose the lid as well as being (supposedly) better for the environment.
3. If you're not completely inept they're really easy to drink round.

[Roland Smith @rolandmcs]

Morning.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@starrchildx Butt hair suggests otherwise.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@MrsSpalding My children are in til Wednesday...! They're knackered!

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@Sheena2907 We really enjoy Love Letters - a card game with only 21 cards.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@Sheena2907 Definitive answer

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@EmmaSzewczak I mean, it's probably in her constituents' interests not to be a bigot but that didn't stop her.

[Tatton Labour @TattonCLP]

We’ve had a closer look at the numbers from the newly-marginal constituency of Tatton. The full story is even more positive for Labour in the long term. Quick 🧵.

🗳️ Ryan received the highest number of votes (18,820) of any second-placed Labour candidate in the country.

(1/5)

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@bushontheradio Quiz in my pants.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@gothgirl_prelaw Who knew...

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@KieranMaguire No way would we beat Burnley on penalties

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@GeirJordet Love this.
Would be interesting to see how it would have continued beyond the first 5 if it had gone to sudden death. Would the first 5 takers support their supporters? What about if it had got to Pickford taking one?

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@slimboyslim Not yet, although plenty of former students are now having babies. Don't think any have got teenagers yet.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

I have successfully completed (well, okay, completed) 20 years of teaching.
Feel like I should at least get a badge or something.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@TheBluetones Since when was Chris Packham a member of the band?

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@IndiaWilloughby Just look back at the Leave Vote up there. Explains a lot.

[Matt Lambert @EmJayLambert]

@matthewchampion Actually felt a bit sorry for him at this stage.