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I like to think of myself as a writer. I have my moments. And when MY moment hits, I'll probably have to delete this Twitter account.

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@Grubhub Yo, guys. Some chucklefuck goofed and is using my number for their food orders. It'd be super if that could stop. Being notified 'my delivery will arrive soon' in the middle of the night is pretty annoying.

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@theFamilyIsland B) 7M1WIW

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I'm sad, being evicted from my home by my father and I want to die. Happy New Year.

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@NotTheClick @OneTopicAtATime Flexing your buddies achievements: true bromance. ❤️🧡💜

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So. I had a dream that I was *mostly* (I think) dnd related and the only thing I remember from it...is that I pitched this character to @matthewmercer and he HATED it.
He was polite about it, which makes it worse.

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@OneTopicAtATime Pumpkin, I remember being advised to read the books back in my junior year of high school because "they're sooooo good! Team Edward" a few years before the movie came out. And never getting to them.
I have come to terms with being old. 🧡

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@NotTheClick @OneTopicAtATime Now, all we need is a @heyHuman1_ plush and this family photo would be complete

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Wordle 218 5/6

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Wordle 216 4/6
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Wordle 212 6/6

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Wordle 203 4/6
Huh. Okay.

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@leenewtonsays Do what makes you happy. But ask yourself, will bangs make you happy? Regardless of all that...its just hair, it grows back. But sometimes it doesn't. Then there's wigs! Wigs with bangs.
Um.
Yeah.

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RT if you eat ass or like cookies

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@vampiresnvino Pissed off Malkavian, if I'm being honest.

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@je_somerton Not gonna lie, kinda jealous.

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pretty much all i’m ever trying to do

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I am slowly building my materials for my own story about vampires. #VTM5

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Look at this. I'm sorry, etsy horn makers but #DollarGeneral has your number and OMG. I'm sorry for not feeling any shame about buying these.
#horns #flowercrowns #bogwitch #gothjoy