Emily Schmidt

[OTHDIARY @OTHdiary]

“You’re in the NBA?”
“I’m in the NBA.”

[OTHDIARY @OTHdiary]

Happy One Tree Hill Day! 20 years ago today started the best TV show ever. #OTHday

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

@lry7926 💓💓💓

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

@maoesch You’re mine

[Red Pyramead Alt @SilentHillMead]

Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me realizing i'm not 17 anymore and i've been a legal adult for several years now:

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

I have come to terms with the fact that good things only happen to me when I am rewatching Gilmore girls

[Jordan Daley @JDaley]

Be patient… Everything takes time.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.

It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.

I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

Like you’re on the verge of breaking up and you band aid it with an engagement ring. PISSES ME OFF EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

Like, Lucas kisses Peyton. He still loves her. Lindsey dyes her hair PEYTON BLONDE, and then FINDS THE RING, and then in his emotion he PROPOSES. TO LINDSEY. how stupid. He’s SO STUPID

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

OTH WILL NEVER STOP BREAKING MY HEART. It doesn’t matter how many times I watch. Every time I am broken. @DramaQueensOTH

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

@maoesch Ope

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Pretending i broke my neck to get of my shift at the pizzeria to day drink.

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

My dream is one of those thermostats that will keep my house at 65 while I sleep & kick the heater on to make it 70 when I wake up

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

It’s the maybe 10 year old boy with a gold chain blaring Smack That @akon from his pant pocket at noon at a public park.

Hell yes brother🤘🏼

[Emily Schmidt @EmSchmidt35]

The worst part about having kids young is that I have sciatic nerve pain at 25 yrs old 🥲

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

do men not like taylor swift because she’s 5’11 and it threatens them

[theresa @MomstersInc_]

As a SAHM who can I report to for HR claims? I’m sick of my “coworkers” calling me a “very stupid mom” 100x a day. LMK, thx.

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

Let’s do that to the men who rape and abuse women and young girls instead.