Ramblin' (🔞)

Elric/Rob, 34 (1992), male, furry. NSFW/Vore stuff, no minors 🔞. I do not take commissions. Do not repost my work. I do not RP.
Age in bio REQUIRED.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

If you're the kind of vore fan who hates digestion and/or the people who like it, please just block me now.

I ask this to save you the stress you may experience from seeing/reading certain things I post.

I like digestion. I'm not changing my mind, and I won't be "converted."

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Random;Rant] Call me old fashioned, but any kind of advertising that insults, mocks, or otherwise attacks competitors in any way is distasteful. I'd even say shameful. Commercials are meant to promote your product. Making fun of competitors is low-hanging fruit and childish.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

"Great. Now we've got religious propaganda mixed in with the overbearing advertising. It's bad enough that corporations are trying to brainwash us into submission. Keep your 'prophecies' within the walls of your churches, please."

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Vorethoughts] In regards to post-vore details, I like when the prey is brought back as the pred's species instead of their own, be it reformation or--in more niche cases--rebirth.

...Not just being claimed, but made into the pred's kin, with or without past memories.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[VotV] I like to play Voices of the Void with player physics damage disabled, because I think it's funny to imagine Dr. Kel is such a klutz that he's essentially developed an immunity to physics-related damage.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

If I ever made a game that used an impossible question to move the plot forward (i.e. Baldi's Basics), that would unlock a secret mode or ending.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Random] I vaguely remember hearing about a teacher back in high school who would let you "skip" one small question on each test or quiz by writing the word "purple" where the answer would go. [...]

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

I also like to think some particularly kinky snakes might enjoy coiling up around someone right after shedding because of how sensitive they are to touch during that time.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Random] I like to think shedding is a very personal thing for snakes, and trusting someone enough to ask them to help shed one's skin means a lot.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Voices of the Void] Well, this is awkward.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

No wuckin' furries.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

This occasionally results in Expies being freed from captivity, though they are essentially hunted by local officials, who label them dangerous. In response, the activists form a widespread underground operation that smuggles them offworld to live more peaceful lives elsewhere.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Random] I haven't played Casualties Unknown (not my cup of tea), but I think the Expies are cute. I like to think an employee at the company that makes them leaked evidence of the organization's unethical activities, resulting in an activist group protesting their actions. [...]

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

The company is too powerful and has too many ties to the corrupt local government, so the activist group's activities focus on sabotaging their facilities to impede their unethical experiments, and exposing them to the public in hopes of putting an end to their business. [...]

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

"Whether or not they 'feel' is not the issue. Whether they are intelligent enough to know you're deliberately doing them wrong, intelligent enough to know what that means and whether they should want it to stop--that is what you should be concerned about."

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Minecraft] Well. What are the odds? I started a new world and got spawned on the roof of a Woodland Mansion.

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

If Voices of the Void had an achievement for making a burger out of your own flesh and eating it...

...I'd have that achievement unlocked.

[Jay The Gryphon @JayTheGryphon]

Goofy ahh fire station visit

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Voices of the Void] :D

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

[Voices of the Void] I've noticed that if you jump from a high place and mount the ATV before you hit the ground, you hear a "squish" sound and Dr. Kel ragdolls.

...I can only assume the reason for this is a painful one. 💦

[Ramblin' (🔞) @EmShifter]

Oh frick...I just had a weird dream where my job was to deliver parting words from pets who passed away and never got to say goodbye or reunite them with owners who recently died.

I've never woken up from a dream, feeling vicariously heartbroken. Wtf. 🥺