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if I wasn’t then why would I say I am

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

:(

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

Spaghetti before during and after sex is probably ideal for the average person

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@dime9d @limpbizkit Ugh me too. Some day soon though hopefully

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@BarillaUS Thank you for responding! I was so worried lol. Do you know where I’d possibly be able to find the blue box angel hair? Or when it will be available again? It’s my favorite and I eat it every day hahaha

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@BarillaUS is your angel hair discontinued???!!? It’s out of stock in every store I’ve checked and not available anywhere online

[zach statler @zachstatler3]

What happened to all the “it works!” Girls

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Clean dozen, in the books! I’m not afraid.

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@zachstatler3 Yeah man anytime!! go ahead and add me!! My username is valorantlover44

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@zachstatler3 Hope you’re okay Zach :/ here for ya

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Coughing is the new n word

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Fuck this coronavirus panic I’m just trying to get breakfast

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Get the coronavirus.

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@nataleesharon Ewww wtf dead bugs?

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

Mila @ library: “..and then ran so fuckin’ far that you would never ever touch me again. I’m so glad I never ever had a baby with you”
Librarian had most disturbed look on her face 🤦‍♀️

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@dime9d Ergo, give your girl enough spaghetti, and she WILL orgasm

[ƎM @EmVinluan]

@dime9d You should be a little more clear that the orgasms are the direct result of the spaghetti

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Look, if you had another shot, another opportunity... Thanks for having me @TheAcademy. Sorry it took me 18 years to get here.

[DIMEnsion @dime9d]

May this special day have a great time. And that happiness smiles not today, but not always. Because happiness is the energy of living happy. Thanks ah everyone. Happy day. #walmartwalldecal