Emma Watson

If You Like Her, Tell Her. She Won't Wait Forever.
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[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

It's only 9:30am and already I need attention. I'm thinking maybe I'll set myself on fire. Or better yet, set somebody else on fire

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

I went to souplantation for lunch. What I'm saying is if you want to mug me I probably can't run for a few days

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

all you need is love, I mean a ladder, a ladder's all you need

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

I lint brushed the crap out of this outfit and I'm still covered in cat hair! It's like the universe wants everyone to know I will die alone

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

How to deal with the nest of techno blasting teenagers who settle in as soon as the parents leave next door. Books? Kids hate books right?

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

I'm eating at a place so fancy I had to google 4 items on the menu. After 4 I realized its best to be surprised, rich people are weird

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

In preparation for fathers day my mother facebooked me to ask if I knew my dad is having surgery on Tuesday. I do now mom, I do now

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Why does hanging out with happy families make me feel like I'm coming down off an E bender? #flyingtooclosetothesun

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Just saw an amazing play on a very cold theater tonight and boy are my nipples tired!

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

There is a fly in m house. Well at my afternoon just got more interesting

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

I prefer "Not-the-Father's Day." More dancing.

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Is it weird to send a fathers day card to a guy who's baby you might be having?

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Alright let's vote, should I sell my organs or join the oldest profession and just sell my whole damn body over and over and over?

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

I'm on the toilet. I don't have to potty but I spilled soup in my lap and I'm trying to get a leg up on the drying process.

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Imagine if everyone who claimed to love Jesus tried to live like him? We may run out of sandals but we would never be short on love

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

My dispensary sent out their low ounce specials email today with no mention of fathers day at all. Point is I forgot to get him a gift

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Just played the readers digest name that candy game and I was way too good at it not go pro

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

Told my buddy Russell that I have to pick up a goat tomorrow and he said "how high". It's like hanging with my dad without the free dinner

[Emma Watson @EmWatsonTruth]

I am getting up early to pick up a goat from a guy who has already called me back twice to chat. He thinks my name is Lady