Emi Hegs

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

To people who choose to play d&d as a HUMAN, I hope the next apple you eat is mushy

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

Follow up: if I throw up in the test will we all be released?

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

If you see me walking to stats class looking like I rolled outta bed two minutes ago mind your business

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

If you see me walking to stats class looking like I rolled outta bed two minutes ago mind your business

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

There are rumors that Harry Styles is at Duke. Do I believe them? No. Did I put my hair in a messy bun and blink my brown orbs flirtily just in case? Yes.

[⋆ @tristehomo]

happy first day of fall

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

It’s not a hallucination it is just color theory 😤 in this essay I will…

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

Every day I get closer to accepting the sugar baby requests sitting in my Insta dms

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

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[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Feed me Taco Bell and tell me I'm pretty.

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

The probability that you will poop your pants during a term presentation may be low but it is never zero

[cropdusting updates @whogotmychicken]

the Venn diagram of Pacific Northwest style vs. dressing gay is a circle

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

Everything that I know I learned from WikiHow

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

I just dry swallowed six pills and my floor mate said it was “on brand.”

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

All girls do is be bisexual and go on long bike rides to placate the call of the void

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

@Raisin__Brandon It’s all fun and games until you realize that it is just a façade. Good luck out there partner.

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

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TWITTER PLEASE TALK ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING IN BEND/CENTRAL OREGON WITH ICE - PEACEFUL PROTESTERS HAVE BEEN SHOT AT WITH RUBBER BULLETS AND TEARGASSED AND PEOPER SPRAYED BY FEDS WHO CAME FROM PORTLAND. UNDERCOVER CARS AND ENTIRE BUSSES FOR ICE ARE HERE OUR MAYOR IS DOING NOTHING

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

@al_rose_lehto I said what I said 😤

[Emi Hegs @Em_Hegs]

Pop tart really just said masturbate

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

A party for one can still be fun