Emma

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[Emma @Em_XxXx_]

... so in conclusion, I end up just collecting idiots, and unlocking new dick moves like a bingo board. I've had it allll now 😂

[Emma @Em_XxXx_]

Online dating is becoming a study; every man I've started talking to, I've told them how the last one treated me (to avoid the same happening again), they're always are quick to criticise their predecessors, and then do some dick move, that the previous guys never did...

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[Emma @Em_XxXx_]

Today's one of those days where I did my makeup, cried it off so then had to redo it, all before I even left the house

[Emma @Em_XxXx_]

Is there such thing as a vinted addiction helpline? Like a vinted addicts anonymous? Because I can't stop buying off there and it's becoming a problem 🙃 #vinted #helpme #addiction

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I’m in…

[诶 @slatheu]

little miss wanna delete everything and go missing for a while

[Emma @Em_XxXx_]

I genuinely believe people who set off fireworks are self centered and have no respect for animals.

[. @KaySoBoujee]

Dating someone who has never been loved properly takes so much patience…

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Liz Truss after crashing the economy 3 weeks into the job

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Ezraˣᵈ @scrrxpt]

My toxic trait

[Emma @Em_XxXx_]

@xahujjah Reading this made me cry because I felt understood by this thread

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

“What’s happening Kammy” 😳🤷🏽‍♂️ i dunno Jeff 😂🤣

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

These photos of the damage done to Marilyn Monroe’s dress before and after it was worn by Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala… I need to go lay down

[Cassie @Cassiesmyth]

Anxiety tip: Next time you cringe over some embarrassing moment you had years ago try to remember other people's embarrassing moments. You can’t can you? That’s because you’re the only embarrassing human to exist, everyone else is always thinking about how cringey you are.

[Jason Mott @JasonMott]

Remember: it took four unsuccessful mambos before we got Mambo Number 5. Be patient with yourself.