Emilia Shmemilia

Emily Shmemily, she/her

[Antonio Raphael Malkoun @antonio_malkoun]

When you’re the med student in the OR and someone else gets the warm blankets

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

My Mom: oh you don’t need to clean for me!

Me, her daughter who lived through 18yrs of “guests are coming!”: right.

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@joannaflanna

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

*goes on one date* I am so tired of dating. Exhausted. I’m getting another cat and never leaving the house again. Farewell.

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@Skyline_Chili Omg thank you for reaching out, I sent you all an email! 🍻

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@Skyline_Chili my best friend who passed away was obsessed with Skyline. It would mean a lot if her fav place could donate something something for an auction to raise money for a charity in her honor 👀

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

Idk why this isn’t showing up on my feed but it’s pinned now. Notice me, skyline.

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@Skyline_Chili my best friend who passed away was obsessed with Skyline. It would mean a lot if her fav place could donate something something for an auction to raise money for a charity in her honor 👀

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

How am I supposed to study in third year I get home and I am TIRED

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

I just want to go on a nice evening barefoot walk around my childhood neighborhood 😩

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@_MARINAra_Sauce I got this same exact thing except it was Plenty of Fish or something like that!!!! Spammmm

[Connor Blevins @ccblevins]

Cody obviously has some dirt. He didn’t even defend himself with what was said #bachelorette

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@megannwall YEEEESSSS.

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@MIKEYb_THE_G Bon bon baguette? Le pinceau? 👩🏻‍🎨

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@joannaflanna Well arson could be fun so keep me posted!

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@what_theFoster Oh absolutely, cheers to long distance girlies getting thru it lol🥂

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

Just a 26 yo listening to the new Olivia Rodrigo album and drinking wine alone, totally doing okay 🤪

[Emilia Shmemilia @Em_blann]

@what_theFoster Amen

[Miss Sarah B. @Sarah__Bellum]

Precisely. 🥲