Emma Webster

[Emma Webster @Em_music916]

Honestly, the best way to get to my heart is through one of those nice pasta dishes in an Olive Garden commercial

[Emma Webster @Em_music916]

@BuzzFeed @meg_the_deg

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@haiimrandy Fork 100%

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You can tell a lot about someone’s personality based on whether they eat their top ramen with a fork or a spoon

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@haiimrandy Same...

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@meg_the_deg She’s a vision

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I am a superhero. I was in and out of the DMV in 7 minutes, and my fetus drivers license picture is no more

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Just googled “how does someone get way too good at goodbyes?”

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@ColIegeStudent @meg_the_deg

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Thanksgiving dinner won this round. I’m about to take a nap on the floor next to the dinner table

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@Gomiekins True. missed opportunity

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Can my finals just be answering questions on FriendO? Asking for a friend

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@meg_the_deg Step one is admitting you have a Christmas problem

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My mother’s text: remember to be productive over reading period
My response: I just slept til noon and about to watch Moana

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@meg_the_deg Ya miss me yet?

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HBD to the girl who makes the same shooketh face as me @meg_the_deg

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Are you drinking?!

Me: Chip and Joanna Gaines are quitting "Fixer Upper."

Wife: Pour me one.

[Emma Webster @Em_music916]

One thing I'm going to miss when I'm back at school is my morning coffee with Chip and Joanna Gaines

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@meg_the_deg @ethiopienne @possiblycharlie I've got 10 days and 35 minutes but who's counting

[Emma Webster @Em_music916]

@ethiopienne @possiblycharlie @meg_the_deg wait is your birthday coming up? I had no idea

[Emma Webster @Em_music916]

My mother asked me to test my knowledge. My response:
Tonsillectomy
Leaving me dead on the couch Tonsils are pointless