Madia

:)

[Madia @Emadia]

Why is peter pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

[Madia @Emadia]

normal person: sings lyrics

me: sings lyrics
me: sings backup vocals
me: sings guitar riffs
me: air-drums entire song
me: headbangs

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am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it

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When u have to hold the mcdonalds bag in the car so u eat fries out of everyone else’s fry & then take the one with the most when u get home

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people."

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"My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't...
My Anaconda don't want none unless you got pizza hun"

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"Girls who act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick."

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

new apple watch is rad as hell

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"walking past people you used to know like http://t.co/IwfbLtGHsH"

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"When you’ve had way too much to drink and see your friend at a party"

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#Love 💋

[Sarcasm! @DamnHiIarious]

how girls with flat asses take pictures

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"@SteveStfler: My life is overpopulated with idiots."

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Let me be your ruler 😂😂