Eman Qadeer

Serial retweeter. Everything that goes up comes to an end. Now's the time we crown the King of Fools. Superman does good; you're doing well. USDA certified lean

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

Why is this not on Youtube outside the US?

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Bottom of Your Face ft. Megan @theestallion

#SNLPremiere

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

@hfoxtrots Omg mine had no veggies today, I knew something was different but couldn’t put my finger on it

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

Same, I gotta remember this

[ethan @lil_eath]

I have to stop comparing myself to people who’s parents paid their rent well into their twenties

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

@hfoxtrots Hahaha, not that kinda reality show. More like unhinged clownery 😂 🤡

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

I kinda want my life to be a reality show. I feel like it would pay off 😂 But I’m also very private so hmm….

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

I mean, I’d still love to deadpan and look at a random camera tho

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

I mean sometimes I wish they didn’t and sometimes you forgot lots of shit that you should remember Big Bird

[Big Bird @BigBird]

Isn't it wonderful that the memories of your friends live in your heart forever? ❤️

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

And then there’s The Atlantic that doesn’t even let me read.

[Dan Toomey @dhtoomey]

"you've read your last free article"

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

Literally how I exist

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me manipulating myself so that I don't care and not get sad

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

Living life on blur mode

[delia @delia_cai]

life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

I have a Polish coworker at work, I’m not even joking when this is how I could tell 😂

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

I'm sure Nolan's choosing his words carefully so OPPENHEIMER doesn't get attacked on Fox News, but everything about the movie itself implies the creation of the atomic bomb will be shown as one of the most dangerous and evil actions in human history. I can't wait for this thing.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

🔮 (1/3)

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

this is what happens when your newsroom doesn’t employ homosexuals

[Eman Qadeer @EmanQadeer]

😂 💀

[sylvie @kostornaiya]

BREAKING NEWS: Leaked correspondence has revealed that ALIONA KOSTORNAIA is in talks to play Bella Swan in the 'TWILIGHT' reboot.

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Why Architecture Is Important

(and what it says about us)

A short thread...

[mar @itsmariannnna]

toast shaped coasters that are going to fit in a mini toaster for storage aka TOASTER COASTERS!!! i really popped off with this today

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 757

[Fran @Fran_klymydear]

Boy sure can jump but can he skate....