For the person who has everything, and IS everything, this card pretty much says everything. This card stands on its own, but rigorous in-house testing has shown it also pairs well with flowers or a nice bottle of something drinkable. --EMF
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Our new sticker birthday cards include both "Cat Lady" and "Dog Mom" versions! ("Reptile Guardian" didn't make the cut.) (That's a joke. A weird joke, but hey. We're tired.) --EMF Shop our new sticker cards here: https://t.co/3k9lxDBNtj
Introducing 11 brand-new cards for life in 2020. Now maybe more than ever, we really want to help people support each other—and sometimes laugh—through ridiculously hard times. Adequate is the new fucking amazing. ❤️💔❤
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If you have a friend who could use a reminder of their brazen badass-ness in the face of *gestures around everywhere,* we've got a card for that. (And now it's a magnet, too!) --EMF. Get this card here: https://t.co/DFv8aGp7IC
Congratulations on joining the NO FUCKS LEFT club. We meet NEVER and eat candy WHENEVER. (This design is also available on a magnet and a tote bag.) Get them here: https://t.co/xt0emU8cik
Six new magnets are here! Head to the fridge, get some cheese, get a compliment. Then get some more cheese. Just take the bag of cheese, it's fine. --EMF
You can find all the new magnets here: https://t.co/ARSvF5nbds
Sisterhood of the Resting Bitch Face, unite. And activate. --EMF
This mug is available here: https://t.co/S4uzRxy497 This phrase is also available on a magnet and a zipper pouch. Shop link in profile!
This one's for the cat ladies who also love coffee. Or tea. Or cute mugs.
We salute you and your huge, unselfish hearts... Because the cats will never know that you have this mug. And even if they did, they still WOULD NOT BE IMPRESSED.
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Now we get to do Zoom book club, where you don't have to share your wine. Plus, you can spend even MORE time discussing how you didn't read the book. We'll probably (hopefully?) never again have so many plausible excuses for not reading the book. Get it: https://t.co/7lXPClr9kG
The tidal wave is real. Especially nowadays. And it's not just when we're starting big, impressive things, like laundry. Some days it's just opening a particular email, or making actual food. Like, it's just too much. Get this journal here: https://t.co/SrPSIax3Gm
Who were YOU before the world got its hands on you? Really, we'd like to know. For example: "I was a 6-year-old aspiring tap dancer mortician." (Yes, this is a real -- and GREAT -- answer from one of our staff!)
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30% OFF EVERYTHING! Happy whatever-month-it-is! This year has been 900 days long! What is time, anyway? Use code HAPPYHOLIMAY30 to get 30% off the entire site now through Friday! Shop here: https://t.co/WANp0Ln1Dv
I would like to go back in time and deliver this card to myself every day between 1992 and 2018. Shit... 2019. Okay fine, even last week. This one is for all the magnificent creatures in your life. Our new collection by @GilbertLiz is available now! https://t.co/xIYKlPiAy6.
"You are my history and my heart." If there's a lovelier way to tell a long-time friend or lover how much they mean to you, I don't know what it is. Beautiful words by @GilbertLiz on this new card, now available on our site! https://t.co/xIYKlPiAy6
Spoiler alert from a middle-aged lady: Shit will not work out. And you WILL survive. And become a stronger, smarter, more resilient, more fucking badass version of yourself as a byproduct. Shop our new @GilbertLiz collection here: https://t.co/TUYVO5MEdS
Introducing six new journals with words by @GilbertLiz! THEY'RE FINALLY HERE. These six lined journals have foil-stamped, flexible cloth covers, and the first page also features a passage of Liz's inspiring writing. Get them here: https://t.co/TUYVO5v2Pi .
Fuckin' A! It's our newest sticky note packet, dedicated to nonsensical, yet extremely satisfying curse words! WTF is a douchecanoe, even? Who knows! But we all know what it's like to be surrounded by them: a total shit show. Get it here: https://t.co/mexClhfzwA
TODAY is our first class mail shipping cutoff for Valentine's Day delivery! I know, it's still nine days away, but if you want to order a card(s) with cheap or free shipping (all continental US orders over $50), place it by today! Shop here: https://t.co/EUNgbxpm9U