Emanuel 🇵🇹

My body is a machine that turns paychecks into White Monster. You drink it to wake up, I wake up to drink it. We are not the same

[Emanuel 🇵🇹 @EmanuelLopesS3]

WTF DID I DO?
F @EmanuelLopesS2

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

My work here is done

[mr online @Absolunar]

Lmao

[Emanuel 🇵🇹 @EmanuelLopesS3]

@IvanIvez440026 @StephaEnyinna I'm a 24yo virgin man from top to bottom, this means the first girl I'll have sex with is automatically a pedofile. Girls girls be careful pls

[Emanuel 🇵🇹 @EmanuelLopesS3]

@Wsp_Benjiyo Is it dynamic? 📅📆🗓

[John Xenoverse 1000 @TraeYungEnjoyer]

@spo9globoob Life when you’re unemployed and touch yourself

[cash @spo9globoob]

I stopped jerking off and started waking up at 8 am and developed suicidal ideations

[tosga @Tosga]

Almada começa a ser o novo Entroncamento, cheia de fenómenos 😂

[Emanuel 🇵🇹 @EmanuelLopesS3]

@drkwintertokyoo Bro https://t.co/j3i8FynORX

[luffy @0xluffy]

dude what the FUCK

[K.B. 🤴🏽 @SkywalkerMcFly_]

@JOKAQARMY1 🤦🏽‍♂️ what the actual fuck dude smfh

[R Linders @LindersR13944]

@RealestMemes_ >penis stuck in prongles can

If your dick is huge enough to get stuck in a fucking Pringles can, I don't understand how you can be depressed.

[Fujineetomonogatari @f0ouh]

@RealestMemes_ It is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed.

[morgan @yeokahei]

absolutely ungoogleable name

[Loïc @Fremond_]

Genuinely surprised this is not in the UK.