Simon Emanuel

Stand Up Comedian
Writter
BBC Sesh contributer
Absolute Nuisance

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@Eleri_Morgan 😂😂😂

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My great grandmother was so mystal that even when she had her kidney stones removed they were in the shape of Stonehenge.

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The strange thing is if a cannibal eats a vegan even though their eating a vegan their not actually eating vegan.

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I made @TippingPointITV better by adding a live football crowd. @benshephard

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Just got my dog fitted out with solar panels after watching @GMB

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Nevermind the Cataplilla! I'm suing @AldiUK because their middle isle is a complete rip off of my ADHD riddled mind. #FreeCuthbert

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This is fantastic news.

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Back live tonight at 7pm on @welshfootball_

#WelshFootball #TogetherStronger #WalesAway #lovefootball
#thebeautifulgame #Wales #Cymru #peldroed #clwbpeldroed #clwbcymru
#peldroedcymru #loveWales #WalesWatch

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Does anybody else think @piersmorgan looks like Bagpuss?

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I absolutely adore this piece of art! It's a genuine Bansky and cost nearly 3 grand.

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True.

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I took my cat to get his balls chopped off yesterday! I was just sick of following him around with that pack of mini condoms.

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I was in this show! Popped it here for those who missed it.

https://t.co/JFjeLDUkI0

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Catch some of Wales’ best young stand-ups including @StAlun @Eleri_Morgan @leroybrito @lornacomedy @comedylopez & more on @bbciplayer now | WATCH: https://t.co/mqdRPOjfIC

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I got drunk and fell asleep in Dan-yr-ogof once! So In a way I know exactly how Jesus felt #helsrisen

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Honestly this hot weather is dangerous for a ginge like me! I remember when I was a child my mum took us to Florida and my sister came back with a lovely tan but I came back in an urn. #heatwave

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Hot weather is my natural enemy as a ginger man. I get third degree burns reading @thesunnews4u #heatwave

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Breaking news @Tesco are now sponsoring Jellyfish.

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I hate being shown the correct way to exit a plane in an emergency. If my plane is breaking up whilst plummeting through the air and I get sucked the window I think it's a bit unfair if I then get told off for not exiting the plane propley.