Emas🪭

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I proudly accept your nomination for the United States Senate.

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Microsoft Bans Claude Code After AI Costs More Than The Humans It Replaced

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

when u have ur first experience with a situationship

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

Joe Biden literally wrote a memo telling staff that he’d be disappointed in them if they missed family milestones because of work.

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

No one leaves. Call Domino's.

[Charlie @barbourtwat]

Classic case of “You’ll never be friends with the people you hang out with at the first week of uni”

[𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚊 ᴱᵈᵗʷᵗ @bbydazes]

@awwfliction This is a method people use to get people attached to them. They will be super sweet to get you used to them, then detach so you miss and crave them. Then they repeat

[Виталя пишет код @gambala_codes]

Как ощущается погода этой весной:

[naiive @naiivememe]

Called my dad to pick me up from this sleepover I didn't like and he said no because you're 35 and that's your wife and kids

[♡ @softheavens]

this is how men 25+ flirt

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Zohran Mamdani Praising Jesus.

Donald Trump Praising Allah.

Easter 2026.

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

nobody flirts harder than two emotionally unavailable people

[໊ @P0PKULTURE]

when you're into someone and they not into you, and you rarely like people

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

april fools except i'm the fool because i still have feelings for you when you clearly don't care anymore

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

attachment is not a joke. losing your favourite person can mentally destroy you.

[Syed Saddiq @SyedSaddiq]

I asked, she said yes 💍

Ini bukan pengakhiran cerita, ini permulaan kita.

Dan hari ini majlis pertunangan kami, doakan.

Bermula dengan kerjasama biasa yang akhirnya meraih lebih RM6 juta untuk rakyat, tanpa sedar turut menyatukan dua hati.

Allah SWT sebaik-baik perancang.

P/s Proposal di atas Gunung Kinabalu masa hujan lebat 😬

#BellaSyedYes

[Pan @Cansegrejo]

@Lumiere9000 Notice how u didn't dare to mention Conan