Maria

I love boy wizards, 19th century English detectives and 900 year old time lords. I dislike vampires that sparkle, slapstick comedy and stupid reality TV

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

#YouTubeDOWN Youtube goes down. Everyone...

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@660NEWSTraffic I don't think there are stop signs south or northbound in Sarcee on that intersection. Stop sign must be on Symons Valley turning left onto Sarcee southbound.

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@Mythical @rhettmc @LinkNeal Wait...this looks familiar #doppelganger #eviltwin

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@timparent @calgarytransit @660NEWS @660NEWSTraffic So that's where they went.
I was waiting for the 82 for an hour. Another person had waited 1.5 hours. Never came. I gave up.

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@Chathamboy12 @kfc_canada first world problems eh?

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@kfc_canada The popcorn chicken is only good when it's fresh. Like less than 5 min in the warmer. I guess I will try this, but I'm still waiting for you guys to bring back the sandwich for an encore. Please & thank you. Guess it's kinda hard during lockdowns. But maybe when this is all over?

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@millennialshow And he's being such a good sport about it. What a guy.

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

#YouTubeDOWN checklist:
Step 1: check another video
Step 2: check wifi
Step 3: Google 'is YouTube down?'
Step 4: Tweet about it

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@kfc_canada @brotherneil Welllll????

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@k1ngpeter @realDonaldTrump I can't figure out if America is land of the sarcasm or land of the dumb. That's how bad it's getting!

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@kfc_canada @brotherneil I went to get one the other day and they said that it was 'last month'. Was it supposed to be a limited time offer or did you just decide to pull it out of the blue because of disappointing sales.

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@JoeBiden Biden is ready with his fly swatter to take out the garbage. The White House has attracted so many flies that he has to double as an exterminator when he gets in office. Budget cuts. You know how it is. #Election2020

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@JoeBiden Is this ok? #Election2020 #Democrat #Canadian #RedBull

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@PopeyesCA #PopeyesSandwichList
Nobody told me I'd get a nifty hat with my sandwich. It's really good, though I wish it had tomato.

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@NAltomare19 @PopeyesCA @gajen @ThisGirlBridget @Roadmanda2nd @Clintzzz10 @MartyRocca @CoolG35 @nrXic @BredToronto13 @KrahnToo @KellieKulbida @BarishGolland be sure to follow them!

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@PopeyesCA @gajen @ThisGirlBridget @Roadmanda2nd @Clintzzz10 @MartyRocca @CoolG35 @nrXic @BredToronto13 @KrahnToo @KellieKulbida @BarishGolland Popeyes + me = better love story than Twilight. Thanks Popeyes. I look forward to trying this much talked about sandwich

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@PopeyesCA #Alberta. I wrote the most magnificent poem. *clears throat. Roses are red, violets are blue. I love Popeyes, please love me too. #PopeyesSandwichList What can I say, I'm a simple soul.

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@US_FDA Like these ...

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@PopeyesCA pizza #Alberta #PopeyesSandwichList

[Maria @EmberScorpio]

@RealDoctorMike So....is this a common occurrence? How does this happen? https://t.co/rXaWaE2GtJ