Ember

Hobbies include naps, bopping my brothers, chasing the red dot, insect stalking, reconnaissance of the local wildlife, and begging for food.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

There once was a cat who went to sleep
And the name of that cat was Ember Tortie
The boys pressed in and she threw down
“Get off my heated throw!”
Soon may the mister come
To give me rubs and feed my tum.
One day, when my cuddling’s done,
I’ll take my leave and go

#CatShanties

[Ember @EmberTortie]

Look, I just don’t like to cuddle when it’s hot.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@JadesSabre FAKE MEWS!!

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@pinkaminamom @JustBeingEric @IamNSJ My shed fur would make beautiful crafts.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@OTPeleg @IamNSJ @KaseyIngramJD

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@OTPeleg @IamNSJ @KaseyIngramJD

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@IamNSJ @OTPeleg @KaseyIngramJD Florida Lady knows what’s up.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@OTPeleg @IamNSJ @KaseyIngramJD Excuse you, sir. Cats as a general rule are angelic.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@JustBeingEric I’m watching you, Tattoo Man. Always watching.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@JustBeingEric As it is, I should let Calvin in your room. You know what he does to pillows.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@JustBeingEric I will pee on your guitar case if you even think about skinning cats again.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@SoMuchBloodJoe Don’t buy that. Buy cat food and toys instead.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

The mister smoked pork butt. I did everything but jump on the table and help myself.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@AmyMantravadi It’s the only world I know, though.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

Raspberry chocolate gelato and the lady won’t share.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

The mister is watching a nature documentary. There’s currently snow leopards mating onscreen. Goldenrod is just a little too interested for my comfort. “Bow chicka meow meow”

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@pinkaminamom I’m not fond of it waking you up either.
1) It is the cats’ job to wake you up in the night. Like excuse me, stay in your lane. 2) You woke ME up. Not cool.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

On the one paw, I don’t want to be here cuz I didn’t choose to be. But on the other paw, it’s warm and cozy.

[Ember @EmberTortie]

Two cans of food a day and that's our bleeding lot.
And now we get an extra one because they shop a lot.
So we'll leave our hair on their clothes, find a place to snore.
A kitty’s just a kitty just like she was before!

#CatShanties

[Ember @EmberTortie]

@pinkaminamom That’s kinda a back-pawed compliment, but thank you.