Pomme de terre

Defenestrate

[Pomme de terre @EmbersPyromania]

Can I just please have that time skip to 15 years in the future where I finally have a job, and live in the middle of the woods in Connecticut now?

[Andrew @andr3w31a561]

There were so many shots in this movie where I thought “oh they knew exactly what they were doing”

[Max 🚀🪨 @ThirstyGirthy]

Bloodymary is so funny to me because Ryan gosling and markiplier are pretty equal in terms of how hot they are but you can tell one of them is the hottest and it’s the guy who made Five Nights at Freddy’s gameplay videos

[K @ovovenger]

im so happy that i was one of the 7 people who saw this movie in theaters and tried telling people how good and fun it was. glad people are finally noticing

[Pomme de terre @EmbersPyromania]

the thing is.. i HAVE read ones that end in mm death, so best be sure im on the edge of my seat in fear everytime

[nínive @arwenseas]

"clichê de fanfic uma hora enjoa"

Eu na bucentésima vez em que o personagem começa a tossir flores ensanguentadas

[nínive @arwenseas]

"clichê de fanfic uma hora enjoa"

Eu na bucentésima vez em que o personagem começa a tossir flores ensanguentadas

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(Suggesting hangout plans to a friend) How about I sit at the end of a couch, you put your head on my lap, and I use one hand to absentmindedly caress your hair and lightly scratch your scalp while I use the other hand to scroll and text on my phone?

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Someone said Mamdani became Mayor just to get rid of everything that pissed him off as an individual and I 1000% believe that. Lmao

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Realizing that you can stay seated during the pledge because the Constitution overrules your middle school homeroom teacher was a formative experience for so many young activists

[SugaKookie 💎 ≷ 💜 @otherbully]

When you look at him you can sort of understand why so many of his fans struggle to accept that he is deeply evil and disturbed. He doesn't necessarily look like tge manipulative murder loving cult leader that he very much is. He's adorable.

[Best of Star Wars @bestofstarwar]

Yet he never stops shining

[mavi @martyrstat]

this is like the before and after of the main couple in rocky horror

[jo @lamehq]

to be fair skeletor was just as horny

[rosie @nickyn0mates]

many people will catch this on streaming and regret not seeing it in theaters but it's not too late ! it has campy fun and hot people and thrilling action and heart and empathy and nicholas galitzine as essentially a buff barbie in a miniskirt like what more could you want !

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[⛩️ Sumito ⛩️ @sumitomedia]

Buc-ee's brisket is like a 6/10 but that's because in America half the country can do a 10/10 brisket with a $30 smoker and 100 year old grandpas spice blend.

If you're not from the states? hell, not from the south?

Buc-ee's will blow your shit smoove off, do no sleep on it.

[shay 🍉 @holthyde_]

I love when black people are portrayed as gentle and dreamers instead of sapphires and pimps. Makes me so happy

[Pomme de terre @EmbersPyromania]

Fresh Hair Color

[xexe @dykessemble]

every autistic person i know has one thing they get like this over and its so fucking funny