Embley Awesome

Female. 24. #Bipolar. Drowsy but Striving.

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And remember friend, "focus on getting it WET tomorrow, not on a relationship!".

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Bipolar Tip #69: It is important to masturbate / have sex before any major life decision.

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"Congratulations on your loss!" can only be said to someone who has lost weight. Unfortunately.

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Everyday I dislike people more than the day before

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for the first time in my life I can look in the mirror and not imagine being someone else

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I #hate #groupwork and am disgusted that #collegestudents can produce such low quality work.

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I'm really hoping not to run into any of my friends from school on the bus to campus this morning #bipolar

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I do say no to drugs! But they always talk me into it! #weed

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It is really difficult to determine if you're the one reeking of pot on a bus full of college kids #weed

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Learning how to sell myself in school. Who knew they offered college classes on prostitution? #sex

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Bipolar Tip: Walking places too boring and slow? Break out in a sprint; sure people might stare, but life's more fun #bipolar

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Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti before it gets hot!

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Bipolar Tip: next time you're in a argument with your partner (or attractive friend), fuck before you fight. Life's More Fun #Bipolar

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Things I can't get enough of: Chocolate. Weed. Sex. #Bipolar

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I always seem to be in between things: dress sizes, drama, jobs. Why can't I be in between my boyfriend and a hot naked chick instead? #sex

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#bipolar is like regularly, randomly, being drugged; unaware if an upper will alter your reality, or a downer will make you crash and burn.

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I'm not crazy, I was just born this way.

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