Em

Are you being led by your spirit or your wounds?

[Em @Emburg8]

For those who would like to stay in contact with me my email is : [email protected]

See ya soon kids 💗

[Jeff Barnaby @tripgore]

A Priest giving social distance blessings with a squirt pistol and what, I'm assuming, is Holy water. 2020 folks.

[Em @Emburg8]

@raejanedoe Freaky and awesome. Thought it was makeup 😂😍

[Em @Emburg8]

I really don’t even tweet for anyone else at this point. I just want to feel like I can

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Are you the family fuck-up or are you normal

[b @doyalikebaileys]

in my opinion commenting on someone’s weight in general is extremely weird unless they bring it up themselves

[Em @Emburg8]

Can we go back in time to when moth memes were funny and I didn’t have to wait in 30 minute, 6 ft apart line for booze?

[sarah @heavenbrat]

seeing my friends grow and become better versions of themselves makes me so happy for them, n they’ll be like who woulda thought?? me bitch i did, i always believed in u

[Em @Emburg8]

Me and Ry rn

[Family Guy Scenes @FAMILYGUYCLIPZ]

https://t.co/kKT8Qf0Ilz

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

I've stopped worrying about the president's sanity. He's not sane. And the realization of his illness doesn't fill me with anger, but with profound sadness. What I now worry about is the sanity of anyone who can still support this deeply troubled man to lead our country.

[James @CaucasianJames]

i got 4 water cups on my bedside table right now and 0 haters

[Skoog @Skoog]

mom: you waste your money on stupid stuff

me: you’re right. btw how’s that panini press working out?

mom:

me: making a lot of paninis with that thing?

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

Live long AND prosper, you cock.

Beam me up some scotty. 🧻

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

Hey Drew.
You might be able to go back to work if they just changed it to...
Don’t come on down!!
Stay the fuck up there!!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

“You find the arguments that support your data,” Dr. Oz told Michael Specter, in 2013, “and it’s my fact versus your fact.” https://t.co/2LmUaEt7qN

[Em @Emburg8]

I got scammed on a foot pic today. Thought I gained another client... I was wrong. How’s your quarantine going?

[Em @Emburg8]

@melllcollins 😍😍❤️❤️🥺🥺