Mista Azontoswag

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[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s no way…

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will offer to replace your lightbulb.

There was a dark hallway in my friend's house. I looked. He looked. His wife looked. A single dead bulb held us all hostage.

This was not a mere inconvenience. This was a challenge. A test of the dwelling's collective resolve, a trial of its very spirit. And they, its inhabitants, had clearly failed the first round.

"The bulb's out," my friend sighed.

"Indeed," I replied, already moving. "A dark omen, if left unaddressed."

His wife, ever the pragmatist: "We just haven't gotten around to it."

"Around it?" I clutched the new bulb like a sacred artifact. "Madam, this is not a chore to circumvent. This is a covenant, demanding immediate fulfillment!"

I procured a stool. Then, deeming its stability insufficient for such a solemn pact, I acquired a step ladder. Finally, to truly honor the gravity of the occasion, I placed both atop a sturdy kitchen table.

"What are you doing?" my friend asked, a tremor in his voice.

I ignored him. A leader does not pause for trivial queries when the fate of illumination hangs in the balance. I ascended the precarious tower, each step a solemn oath.

The fixture beckoned. I reached. The table beneath me, however, began to protest, its ancient joints groaning under the unprecedented strain.

"Seriously, get down!" his wife shrieked.

Too late. I screwed in the bulb with the fervor of a man sealing a national treaty, even as the table's leg gave way with a decisive crack. I completed my sacred task just as the entire edifice collapsed, taking the wall art, a ceramic vase, and my dignity with it.

The bulb glowed. Bright and unblemished.

I lay amidst the splintered wood and shattered pottery, the vase's neck perfectly encircling my head. My friend stared. His wife, after a moment, simply shook her head.

A true leader knows that even the smallest flame can guide a nation, and its maintenance is a shared responsibility.

Never again will this household suffer the indignity of darkness. There is no number of tables, stools, or ladders that can deter me. I will ensure the eternal flame of this dwelling burns bright, without fail.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

According to psychology some people will never reach out and speak to you again because they don't have the maturity to cope with the fact that they did you wrong and you didn't deserve it. Since they lack accountability, they will create a made-up narrative about you so they don't feel bad about themselves

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Who would’ve thought that forcing ads every 15 minutes would make young people look for ad-free alternatives?

[Jah 🇺🇸 🇨🇼 @KyleMcCordMuse]

I was told that this was a made up holiday that didnt exist until 2021

[Artur Nadolny @ArturNadol7566]

A barrister hired a digger and physically restored a dead river, brought back fish, herons and dragonflies, and the Environment Agency response is to threaten him with two years in prison for not having a permit.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

is mamdani just a really good politician or are all other politicians simply comically evil?

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

it’s so cool how rich ppl make our lives so much worse by making us deal with massive problems they caused

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: They got on President Trump for building monuments to himself, and then inviting entertainers to come sing. He was doing that for the American people. Obama built a monument literally to himself and then had U2 come and sing and the liberals love it.

Jessica: Every president has an opening ceremony. We'll watch when Trump opens his and he'll have Vanilla ICE And Kid Rock and you guys will say we've never heard such a beautiful rendition.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with T-Cell Lymphoma. His response when he found out the name of his cancer was typically Mr. T: "Can you imagine that? Cancer with my name on it, personalised cancer."

The cancer initially responded well, five radiation treatments over four weeks and it dissolved. Eleven months later it came back, and he underwent six weeks of high-dose chemotherapy.

He described the experience as the great leveller of his life: "My fame couldn't save me. My gold, my money couldn't stop cancer from appearing on my body. If they can't save me, then I don't need them."

He was declared in remission in 2001. T-Cell Lymphoma is incurable but treatable, remission is the realistic best outcome rather than a cure, which makes his sustained recovery genuinely remarkable.

His advice on the experience became one of his most quoted lines outside of The A-Team: "I pity the fool who just gives up. We're all gonna die eventually from something or other, but don't be a wimp. Put up a good fight."

[TJ @TraMurr2]

I fell down a Dylan Harper rabbit hole and I had no idea he had blood wars with Cooper Flagg in high school. Had no idea that Harper was this much of an alpha. Mitch shouldve put the ball in his hands, man.

[☀️🎃Samhain🎃☀️ @SamHain31st]

Futurama is like the only mainstream adult animated show at the time that actually attempted to tell genuine emotional stories.

I consider that an achievement in the era of nothing but comedies... Even if itself is a comedy lol.

[goma @soigomaa]

Don't forget about the Epstein files. Or how paramount bought Warner brothers. And the owner of paramount is David Ellison. Who is his dad? Larry Ellison. Cofounder of Oracle. What does Oracle own? Tik Tok. Who is the IDF's number ONE private doner? Larry Ellison. What is the IDF? Israel's Defense Force. It's all a distraction. Wake Up.

[✨⋰Ẍ⋱ 🇸🇾شركسية✨ @savienog]

This is Damascus, the capital of my country.

Israel bombed it less than a year ago, despite the fact that not a single shot had been fired at Israel from Syria for over 60 years.

This had nothing to do with Iran, Hezbollah, or Hamas. It was part of Israel’s efforts to interfere in the country’s internal affairs and keep it divided and weak.

So when Israelis claim that Israel does not attack those who do not attack it, Damascus proves otherwise.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Capitalism be like: “People aren’t going into debt when they’re sick and that makes me mad😡😡”

[RICK ZED 〽️ @lit_life_of_zed]

They’ve spent 12 years side by side. Now that he can no longer walk, she remains by his side, caring for him with the same love and devotion she always has. 🥺

[🙂‍↕️ @uranus_is_green]

Black boys were racially profiled & accused of fighting got banned from North Hills, Raleigh NC & forced off property by police. They were there for 10 minutes & now they’ve been banned indefinitely from the property and are deemed “trespassers”.
I’m never shopping there again‼️

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

This doesn’t look like someone that was begging Trump for anything….looks more like a typical Italian mom yelling at her child for doing something dumb

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

harassment???? you mean ASSAULT??