Emeka Kairo

Proud Igbo,proud Christian,Man Utd.
Proud husband. Proud father.

[Switch @prophetswitch]

Policeman: this your glasses na for guy or e dey record person

Me: why you dey ask ?

Policeman: answer me, e dey record?

Me: as I’m talking to you now, you’re live on ARISETV

Baba just cross road go the other side go begin observe. 😂😂😂

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

If I asked you to give me your original Arsenal jersey signed by the entire Invincibles for N20,000,

Would you?

What if I asked you to give me your vote for N20,000?

Would you?

The problem lies in how you perceive value, not the N20,000.

You actually believe your vote is worth N20,000.

So if it's worth nothing, why is the politician buying it from you?

[Adekunbi🌹❤️ @Adhekunbi]

At Ikeja Mall, this afternoon, a lady just randomly walked up to me and asked me to please put on my hotspot for her to use because she’s out of data.

In my mind, I just smiled, told her no but i can buy her data directly from my bank. I asked for her number, and this lady claimed she couldn't remember it because she had just gotten it, and then stylishly left my side.😂🤣 She wan run me street she no know say me sef i be street😂

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

We have now taken legal action against WAEC.

WAEC has 14 days to respond and take appropriate action, failing which we will proceed with litigation.

You can carefully read the details here https://t.co/x1JhbqoKe1 .

There appears to be a serious problem with the recently released results that WAEC has so far refused to publicly acknowledge and address. The consequences are not abstract. Real students are affected. Their admissions, opportunities and futures are at stake.

We cannot sit back and watch an institution as important as WAEC toy with the destinies of young people because it is unwilling to admit that something may have gone wrong.

If there is a glitch, admit it. Investigate it transparently. Fix it. And where students have been wrongly affected, correct their results.

That is what accountability looks like.

No institution should be too big to admit an error, especially when the future of a child may depend on it.

WAEC must be accountable. WAEC must be transparent. And every affected student deserves answers.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

I was at the bank today when a heated argument broke out between a mechanic and one of the female bankers.

The man had tried to send money to his son in the university but the transfer had been pending for days. He had no choice but to walk into the bank.

While attending to him, she was busy gisting with her colleagues like nobody was standing in front of her. The man got frustrated and said:

"Young lady attend to me make I dey go. You no see say I dey work?"

She muttered and said:

"Please don't rush me because of your 20,000 naira transfer. I'm not playing here."

That stung him. He raised his voice and called her out for being disrespectful. I stepped in, calmed things down and told her clearly that she was wrong.

She was not happy with me. I did not give a hoot.

Just because you sit in an office while a man works in dirty overalls does not give you the right to disrespect him. That 20,000 naira he was sending to his son in school is the fruit of his sweat.

Respect people regardless of what they do for a living.

Above all, love God.

[Olúṣeun Onìgbìndé @seunonigbinde]

If all external parties stay away and rule of law is in place, would there be a need for this?

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

A roadside clinic was discovered along the Lagos-Badagry Expressway by the Lagos State Task Force, where a patient was reportedly seen receiving an IV drip inside a gutter.

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

“Peter Obi did not waste the state’s resources. He succeeded me and performed excellently.”

— Dr. Chris Ngige speaking about Peter Obi

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

Is it war?

[Emeka Kairo @EmekaKairo]

Madness

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

😂😂😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Omo!!🙆🏾‍♂️😳

[archivi.ng @StartArchiving]

In 1991, Nigeria was the only African team at the first-ever FIFA Women’s World Cup.

Among the players who represented the country were Ann Chiejine, Chioma Ajunwa, Florence Omagbemi and Nkiru Okosieme.

[Ogundipe, Esq. @The_Ogundipe]

I wanted to process and obtain a birth certificate for my child. I went to NPC office. The moment I parked outside, a man sitting among the people outside accosted me. I do not know whether he works there or he's a tout looking for a quick fix.

He asked me what I wanted, I told him. "Shey you know that the normal fee is 25k. Anything you now want to add to it for us".

I didn't have any problem with paying, but I did a quick search on my phone and saw clearly that issuance of birth certificates is free. I told him that I would not pay 25k and I also won't add anything.

I called one of the numbers on the website and while I was waiting to be attended to, one of the messages being played to my ears is that obtaining birth certificate is free and that I should not pay anything to anyone.

A woman picked my call. She was very helpful and polite. She made me realise that I could actually do it online.

I commenced the process and realised that the child needed to get NIN. Searches showed that we could not do that from our home. We went searching for a centre and saw one. A NIN was obtained. It was paid for.

I returned online to continue what I started. On the same website that said obtaining a birth certificate is free, I was asked to pay a little above #5,000 to proceed. I didn't mind. After all, that would have a receipt and get to the government.

After my payment, the next stage required me to enter the certificate number on my own birth certificate. Mine was issued in 1996, almost a decade after my birth. I drew it out and entered the certificate number on it. It didn't work. I tried again. It still didn't work. I started inputting other numbers on the certificate, none worked.

I took a pause and did some searches. I realised that my certificate was of the "old school" era and I would need to apply for a reissuance, which comes with a certificate number that the modern system recognises. Okay.

I proceeded. I was asked to pay a little above #3,000. I did. I was asked to input my NIN, I did. Then I was asked to take a picture. The process took more than 40 minutes for me to get a picture approved by the system. What it eventually picked as useful was my tired and frustrated face. Guess what? In the same process, I got to another stage that required me to take another live photo and update. The stress started again. I got one that the system accepted after 14 trials. Of course, I had a picture in the database over a decade ago, and I consider the repeated requirement superfluous.

After that, I underwent another long and tedious process of typing in details of my parents. For a second, it felt like I was the child who never had a birth certificate. When I was done, I got a message telling me that I'd have to wait for the reissuance because the system has a lot of requests to process.

Essentially, I had to drop the processing of my child's birth certificate and face the reissuance of mine (which was neither lost nor destroyed), because without it, I could not process my child's.

Why does an entity echo and re-echo free birth certificate on its call lines and website, while doing the exact opposite? This is not about the money. It is about a citizen's right to accurate information from his government and its appendages.

Why is a birth certificate suddenly "invalid" because it was issued before the introduction of whatever? If another government introduces another platform, do I get to do this again? And why am I paying for a reissuance? I did not misplace or destroy it.

Why do we have to enter every damn detail about us and upload our photo everytime, even on platforms that already collected those data, times without number in the past?

When my birth certificate is reissued (if it is ever reissued), only Christ knows what I will go through when I return to the tiring site to continue the process for my child's.

[GOAL @goal]

Arsenal have reportedly opened negotiations with Galatasaray regarding a stunning move for Victor Osimhen, potentially bringing the Nigerian superstar to the Premier League at last 💥✊️

https://t.co/AkhxEUN3As

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Apparently, This Young Man Returned To Nigeria From Romania And Decided To Visit Imo State To See His Wife. While They Were Travelling In Imo State, JTF Officers Stopped Him And His Wife And Searched His Phone, But Found Nothing. They Discovered Money In His Bank Account And Noticed That He Had Just Returned To The Country. They Then Decided To Hold Him Against His Will And Demanded That He Transfer Half Of The Money In His Account. While He Was Asking What His Crime Was, He Says They Threatened Him, Leaving Him With No Choice But To Transfer The Money.”

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"There's a reason why we talk about him in every single transfer window"

With reports that Arsenal are in talks to sign Victor Osimhen, here's a look at some of his stats 🔢

[West Africa Weekly @WestAfricaWeek]

President Tinubu Signed Electoral Act 2026 That Removes Certificate Forgery as Ground for Election Petitions, Nigerians Say Law Shields Criminals https://t.co/FQQcX8mKEE

[Gossip Mill Nigeria @GossipMillNaija]

Just in: We have finally Found Richard the Bricklayer, One of the smartest students in his set in Aguata Anambra state in 2021, Richard who represented Aguata zone at the state level during Governor’s debate, Tragically had to drop out from school because he was unable to pay for WASSCE, after his mother passed Away following a brief illness making him an orphan, he is from A Polygamous home so his half siblings who are way older than him, threw him out of the house this led him to start sleeping on the streets and doing bricklayer work ending his Promising Academic Dreams

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

🛣️ STATES WITH THE LOWEST ROAD QUALITY RANKINGS IN NIGERIA 🇳🇬

(Residents' assessment of road quality, 2025)

State — Rank
🟣 Ogun — 37th
🟠 Kogi — 36th
🟢 Imo — 35th
⚫ Taraba — 34th
🟣 Ondo — 33rd
🟤 Edo — 32nd
🟢 Anambra — 31st
🟤 Delta — 30th
🟤 Bayelsa — 29th
🟠 Kwara — 28th
🔴 Kaduna — 27th
🟣 Ekiti — 26th

🟠 NC 🔴 NW ⚫ NE 🟤 SS 🟣 SW 🟢 SE

Ogun ranked last in Nigeria for road quality in 2025, followed by Kogi and Imo.

#StatiSense
(pSPI Report, 2025)

[ARISE NEWS @ARISEtv]

Court Interference in Electoral Process: The Problem Is Not Judicial Intervention, It Is Jurisprudence - Amadi

It is not for judges to substitute their reasoning for voters; it is for them to disqualify and invalidate processes that hinder the true expression of voters.

Dr. Sam Amadi, Director, Abuja School of Social and Political Thought