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half goddess. half hell

[j @EmelanderJordyn]

an apology without change is just manipulation

[zoë @zoveeo]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing.

[girl who loves @peachpantheress]

remember when obama was under hot water for wearing a tan easter suit

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y'all driving skills got me looking both ways at GREEN LIGHTS

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So right now in America you can get fired for directly quoting Charlie Kirk, but you can keep your Fox News talk show when you suggest the U.S. homeless population should be euthanized. Got it.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

when i use “😀” this is what i'm trying to convey

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[maha @mahaaaay]

my new bit is just saying "allegedly" to things that i have very clearly done

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

hearing a man say “i was going to” is such a turn off bc

1. you didn’t
2. you’re lying
3. and now i’m bored

[𝕜𝕚𝕠𝕟 . @MrFlyyyGuyyy]

Yells. At. ME?

[marina @bloodmajicks]

please….. take anything you want but don’t take my white boy

[໊ @user0000O0]

do not introduce me to anyone have you lost your fcking mind

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

FUCK YOU I THOUGHT THIS WAS IT

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

Good night fellas