The Emerald Mole

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

@AthleticoSnus Shocking

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ medic needed Doobs 👍🏼🤝🏼

[Ben Godfrey @BenGodfrey_]

Love you my mate Mr Josh

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@simonpfunnell @CopthorneFC @Pat_Wills

[Moses Duckrell @MosesDuckrell]

First just above the Gerrard slip… can’t be top for over 90% of the season then fumble it with a month to go 😭

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

@BtownFc @CrawleyCosmosFC Yeah we are in, will send DM to arrange

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

Calm and confident atmosphere at the club house. Gaffer on the one to one chats, Tullet’s limited himself to 4 Jaegers to ‘keep himself ticking’ whilst Murph’s practising headers against the dartboard. Business as usual. Let’s fucking go.

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

@LeeAnscombe @MattyStarling @ryanhill101 @AthleticoSnus Sounds like something a bloke with little man syndrome would say

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Rudders not available for the 6-0 pumping in Crawley because picking emerald players up from the kitchen and dropping em to game. Rounded 6-0 winners v @Bn_Dons in the league. The fortress wasn’t a place to be hanging.

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

@TonyWoods1970 Don’t be surprised champ, what happens when your at the top. Need a Twitter account to join league but the league gets em all shut down and blocked 🤷‍♂️

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

Last nights results still stinging but we move. Poor refereeing decisions are part and parcel and it’d be easy to point the finger at Oscar for missing an open goal so that’s exactly what we’re gonna do. You stupid, stupid cunt Oscar.

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

Emerald release this tweet with intention of disassociating ourself with any other account on this app. This account is the official platform for all things Emerald and all else you see is a low level batty man imposter. We look forward to rodgering Snus next time. Safe.

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

@mo_charrat Stick to Arsenal Mo. Only good Snus head over there 🤭

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Bally Kid, Tavern on The Green at half 9.

Ps you smell.

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Wesson 5 pints deep and shadow boxing. Told him to sit and calm down. Replied he hates Spurs, Snus and Rishi Sunak and is ready for aggro any minute.

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

Though his official position at the club remains unknown, Billy Wesson would like to state he’ll be drinking Carlsberg all day and is willing to meet anyone affiliated with Snus at SG skatepark for a straightener from 5:30pm onwards.

[The Emerald Mole @EmeraldMole]

Disappointing to exit the cup. As gaffer GC imposes we win and lose as a team, however today accepts the blame lies with one individual. If not for the crack can fan useless two bob Charlie Hewitt we’d be having it off ahead of the semi. Couldn’t catch a cold. Fucking worm.

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@AthleticoSnus Tell old Bally to take it off, or get a new one. Bet it stinks.

How butters must he be to wear that 24/7

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Club buzzing ahead of Sunday. Spirits high. Chat popping, pics of oppositions birds tits being banded about. Some actual decent, considering what ugly fucks the fellas are you gotta say fair play. Shame the only motor boating come Sunday will be Hanz through their defence. Mugs.