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favorite season is football season #FlyEaglesFly

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@_its_precious1 That is not Tom Holland

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Game 3 of the Stanley Cup finals may have been the craziest hockey game I’ve ever witnessed. Shoutout Vegas Golden Knights for not completely blowing the game and coming out on top. Carolina, what a comeback that was made coming back from 4-0 to go to 2 OTs

[Courtney Cronin @CourtneyRCronin]

Because he was drafted with the 57th overall pick, Logan Jones will receive a lifetime supply of ketchup from The Kraft Heinz Company.

Jones didn't know the incentive of his draft slot until informed on a zoom minutes after being selected.

"I love it! I'll take as much as I can get ... Let’s go ketchup!"

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@AdamSchefter April fools?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

BRAYLON MULLINS FOR THE WIN 😱

UCONN ELIMINATES DUKE IN THE FINAL SECONDS 👀

(via @MarchMadnessMBB)

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@TomPelissero @RapSheet I guess the off-season Najee Harris news was all smoke

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@RapSheet This tweet will age well

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@AdamSchefter Charbonett stock 📈📈📈

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@lukesawhook Stock up on smoothies, mashed potatoes, pudding, yogurt, you won’t be able to chew for 1-3 days after

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@AdamSchefter I’ll start the bidding at $5

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI.

The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out rate on default settings in consumer tech is historically around 5%. So approximately 19 million cameras are now running AI pattern matching on anything that moves past your front door. Today the target is dogs. The same infrastructure already handles “Familiar Faces,” which builds biometric profiles of every person your camera sees, whether they know about it or not.

Ring settled with the FTC for $5.8 million after employees had unrestricted access to customers’ bedroom and bathroom footage for years. They’re now partnered with Flock Safety, which routes footage to local law enforcement. ICE has accessed Flock data through local police departments acting as intermediaries. Senator Markey’s investigation found Ring’s privacy protections only apply to device owners. If you’re a neighbor, a delivery driver, a passerby, you have no rights and no recourse.

This tells you everything about Amazon’s actual product. The customer paid for the camera. The customer pays the electricity. The customer pays the $3.99/month subscription. And Amazon gets a surveillance grid that would cost tens of billions to build from scratch, with an AI layer activated by default, and a law enforcement pipeline already connected.

They wrapped all of that in a lost puppy commercial because that’s the only version of this story anyone would willingly opt into.

[Chase Senior @Chase_Senior]

Hiring Sean Mannion as offensive coordinator and Josh Grizzard as pass game coordinator is the benefit of an extended search, where the Eagles cast a wide net.

In Mannion, the Eagles get an OC, who is looked at in league circles as a rising star and future head coach, who's learned under Sean McVay, Matt LaFluer, Kevin Stefanski, Klint Kubiak, Dave Canales, Grant Udinski, Kevin O’Connell.

In Grizzard, the Eagles bring in a pass game coordinator, who has play-calling experience, who's learned under Mike McDaniel and Liam Coen, was in charge of the number 1 3rd down offense with the Buccaneers in 2024.

A rushed search is dumb and makes no sense. Interview an array of candidates, gather intel and ideas, make the best hires.

#Eagles

[Anthony DiBona @DiBonaNFL]

I reached out to the great @MarquesEversoll regarding Packers QB coach Sean Mannion.

Eagles fans might enjoy what he had to say:

“He’s a fast riser. The story behind him is that Matt LaFleur coached Mannion with the Rams. After the 2023 season, the Bears wanted to interview Mannion for a coaching job.

So Mannion set up a call with LaFleur and asked if he could ‘hear his pitch’ to prepare him for the interview. LaFleur was so impressed with his presentation that he basically hijacked him.

Mannion interviewed with the Bears, then came to Green Bay and LaFleur hired him on the spot.

I think most Packer fans would prefer Mannion as offensive coordinator over Adam Stenavich, for whatever that’s worth.”

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@brgridiron 5

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@RapSheet Terrible decision

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@ChargersMuse That is some super consistent performance

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@MySportsUpdate Can they promote Joe Brady?

[Rob Maaddi @RobMaaddi]

The Associated Press 2025 NFL All-Pro team selected by a national panel of 50 media members:

First team

Offense
Quarterback — Matthew Stafford, Los Angeles Rams
Running Back — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta
Fullback — Kyle Juszczyk, San Francisco
Wide Receivers — Puka Nacua, Los Angeles Rams; Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Seattle; Ja’Marr Chase, Cincinnati
All Purpose — Christian McCaffrey, San Francisco
Tight End — Trey McBride, Arizona
Left Tackle — Garrett Bolles, Denver
Left Guard — Joe Thuney, Chicago
Center — Creed Humphrey, Kansas City
Right Guard — Quinn Meinerz, Denver
Right Tackle — Penei Sewell, Detroit

Defense
Edge Rushers — Myles Garrett, Cleveland; Will Anderson Jr., Houston; Micah Parsons, Green Bay
Interior Linemen — Jeffery Simmons, Tennessee; Zach Allen, Denver
Linebackers — Jack Campbell, Detroit; Jordyn Brooks, Miami
Cornerbacks — Derek Stingley Jr., Houston; Quinyon Mitchell, Philadelphia
Slot cornerback — Cooper DeJean, Philadelphia
Safeties — Kyle Hamilton, Baltimore; Kevin Byard, Chicago

Special Teams
Placekicker — Will Reichard, Minnesota
Punter — Jordan Stout, Baltimore
Kick Returner — Ray Davis, Buffalo
Punt Returner — Chimera Dike, Tennessee
Special Teamer — Devon Key, Denver
Long Snapper — Ross Matiscik, Jacksonville

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Second team

Offense
Quarterback — Drake Maye, New England
Running Back — James Cook, Buffalo
Fullback — Patrick Ricard, Baltimore
Wide Receivers — George Pickens, Dallas; Amon-Ra St. Brown, Detroit; Chris Olave, New Orleans
All Purpose — Bijan Robinson, Atlanta
Tight End — Kyle Pitts, Atlanta
Left Tackle — Trent Williams, San Francisco
Left Guard — Quenton Nelson, Indianapolis
Center — Aaron Brewer, Miami
Right Guard — Chris Lindstrom, Atlanta
Right Tackle — Darnell Wright, Chicago

Defense
Edge Rushers — Brian Burns, New York Giants; Danielle Hunter, Houston; Aidan Hutchinson, Detroit
Interior Linemen — Leonard Williams, Seattle; Cameron Heyward, Pittsburgh
Linebackers — Devin Lloyd, Jacksonville; Ernest Jones IV, Seattle
Cornerbacks — Patrick Surtain II, Denver; Devon Witherspoon, Seattle
Slot cornerback — Derwin James, Los Angeles Chargers
Safeties — Jessie Bates III, Atlanta; *-Talanoa Hufanga, Denver; *-Xavier McKinney, Green Bay

Special teams
Placekicker — Brandon Aubrey, Dallas
Punter — Michael Dickson, Seattle
Kick Returner — Kavontae Turpin, Dallas
Punt Returner — Marcus Jones, New England
Special Teamer — Del’Shawn Phillips, Los Angeles Chargers
Long Snapper — Andrew DePaola, Minnesota
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*-tied for second-team spot

[WyattzWorld @WyattzWorId]

This is genuinely one of the greatest runs in NFL history

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I AM SICK #Cowboys #Commanders @FanDuel @_CeeDeeThree @dak