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So Trump can rant about Biden and an autopen but not 1 Dem bats an eye when he rips off 5 consecutive endorsement Truths at 4:58, 4:59, 5:00, 5:01, & 5:02. Either he’s a savant typist or he’s using an auto program (perfectly acceptable but hypocritical) to schedule these. #Trump

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Has the American Embassy in the D.R. been notified? Anxiously awaiting news of a ransom demand. #SaveJohnAndJennifer

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@BenPopeCST This is the equivalent of the teacher letting you sit wherever you want on the last day of class.

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@BenPopeCST Good for Laff.

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Soooo just checking in….looks like we’re all cool with the President of the United States running a snuff film site now?

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@ddiamond Maybe it should read “One Nation under Gaud”

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Is this a message from the President of the United States or The Joker?

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@Acyn

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@BenPopeCST I feel he’s probably a comp with a younger Tyler Johnson without the big shot. Plays a similar game which the Blackhawks need. The young guys are very polite. Mang brings some grit to the game.

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@ByScottPowers Could this be for academic/eligibility reasons? I mean, he *is* a student and has to—at least minimally—adhere to BU’s academic standards.

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@MarkLazerus He deserves this opportunity. I’m glad the team did right by him. He’s a stand-up guy who knew what it meant to rep his team on the ice and in the community.

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@espn @MarkLazerus Hellebuyck looks like a Transformer brought to life.

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@atrupar Don’t they ever get tired of being dicks?

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Shortlist of potential members include:
✅Lee Greenwood
✅Jon Voight
✅Kyle Rittenhouse
✅George Santos
✅Roger Stone
✅Tom Brady
✅Rudy Giuliani
✅Greg Gutfeld
✅Nicki Minaj
✅Jake Paul
✅Mel Gibson
✅Rob Schneider
✅Scott Jennings

#BoardofPeace #Trump

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Ah yes, the super secure, see-thru, black polyester drapery known for its failsafe privacy abilities. This guy is really stretching his work-from-home privileges. #maralago #Trump #Venezuela

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@CRoumeliotis Fired the puck directly at the glass. They had to replace the section.

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But seriously, who’s going to stop him when he orders the crew to start carving his likeness on Mount Rushmore?

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@BenPopeCST Not that it makes *that* big of a difference, but why split up Kaiser & Levshunov? Did Blashill address this after Wednesday’s game?

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@CRoumeliotis Love the celebrity couple name of Slaggert and Lafferty

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@atrupar I also want to make sure that Trump personally typed the seemingly 5,000 congressional endorsements he’s posted on his Truth Social account over the past 2 days. Otherwise, by Trump’s own logic, his endorsements should be void.