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[#17 @EmergingKompany]

1k tweets on a shitty burner acct

[AJ @FinoAllaFine282]

Woltemade Conceicao goal celebration

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

Not when Mount Zirkzee De Ligt Maguire etc are at the club, no.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Question for Man Utd fans: if you accept that sales required to fund more transfers, would you have accepted the club making a "brave/potentially risky" sale for a player such as Yoro or Amad in order to fund a brilliant left back?

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

Caicedo would be playing for Botafogo rn if we ended up signing him

[Scotty Tridge @TridgeTV]

This has us turning down Caicedo for £5m vibes.

[🅱️ @BA_94__]

Imagine a team with Liverpool's fullbacks, United's CBs, Chelsea's midfielders and Arsenal's forwards

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

Kobbie Mainoo - Elegancy

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

Everyone lost man I’m crying

[José Alberto Chozas @JoseAChozas]

Recapitulemos.

Al Everton le surgen dudas con el estado físico de Balogun, para el fichaje y se va a por Zirkzee.

El Chelsea aprovecha eso y la necesidad de vender del Mónaco y vuelve a la carga a por Lamine Camara tras acordar la venta de Enzo Fernández al Man City.

Los blues llegan a un acuerdo con los monegascos. Pero el United no deja salir a Zirkzee y el Everton ya ha dejado salir a Beto. Vuelven a por Balogun renegociando un acuerdo por menos dinero.

El Mónaco, que prefiere perder a Balogun, accede a rebajar las condiciones y bloquea la salida de Camara al Chelsea a minutos del deadline. Y una vez cerrado, con todo acordado entre Everton y Mónaco, es el propio Balogun el que cancela el fichaje y se vuelve de Liverpool sin firmar.

Resultado: el Chelsea se queda sin Enzo Fernández y sin reemplazo, el Everton se queda sin Beto y sin reemplazo (Barry único delantero) y el Mónaco que necesitaba vender se queda con Camara y Balogun pero sin dinero. Todos jodidos.

Entre esto y la saga de Malick Fofana ha sido el mejor deadline en años.

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

.@Everton @AS_Monaco

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

The most consistent theme of conservatism is being completely unable/unwilling to understand how a thing is bad until it happens to you.

[Rory Smith @RorySmith]

The Premier League’s clubs seem to be employing an awful lot of scouts and analysts and executives to do the obvious thing, as expensively as possible, trading interchangeable players for meaningless numbers.

https://t.co/eolwldgsPe

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

That first Shaw injury is gonna send my head to Saturn man. I feel and fear for Carrick. I really want him to succeed

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

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[#MykolenkoOUT @_EFCCarlos_]

Zirkzee loan deal

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

This club genuinely operates like they have no idea how football or transfer windows work man. Enquiry for Ait Nouri on deadline day is genuinely the sort of shit you’d expect a club going through administration to pull. My goodness man you’d think this was our first ever window

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

INEOS say there from the moment the full time whistle blew vs Brighton and this is what they managed to come up with on September 1st. Incompetence of the highest order

[7👤 @Utddoja]

Are we gonna be okay ?

[Xy @Cerebrone]

The people who got excited by this shit make me laugh. Easiest way to deceive fans & buy their support. Lool.

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

Are we sure we’ve left the banter era?

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United have made a deadline day enquiry for Manchester City left-back Rayan Aït-Nouri.

Unclear if talks are going to progress this evening following an initial approach. #MCFC believe a deal is unlikely.🇩🇿

With @SamC_reports and @alex_crook for @talkSPORT

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

Fuck these guys man, so obvious we’re gonna have a defensive unit emergency at some point and we’ll be found wanting, and I know these clowns won’t spend in Jan either.

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

Relying on Luke Shaw to be your only natural LB for the whole season is just pure stupidness.

- Dorgu clearly isn’t LB in Carrick plans (ZERO minutes as lb in pre-season).

- Amass most likely loan or permanent.

- Mazraoui is average at rb let alone lb.

#IneosAreYouMad

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

Next summer when we need a RW/LW an extra defender and whatever other position becomes a problem we’ll get briefed for the summer 28 window lmfao.

Feel bad for Shaw, because he has asked for new recruits lmao same as Maguire they know they shouldn’t be starting games. So amateur

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

A 12 year olds approach to transfers. Literally in reverse order too.

“First buy 3 attackers, then midfield is next so buy 3 of them, then buy 3 defenders”😂 morons

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc are prepared to sign three defenders next year as part of a defensive revamp that would mirror their midfield rebuild this summer [@samuelluckhurst]

[#17 @EmergingKompany]

There’s got to be some sort of brain eating bacteria in Manchester affecting them. It’s incredible each new retiree turned pundit is dafter than the last

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

I've had some horrid takes of my own but Ben Foster suggesting Kobbie Mainoo needs to go on loan is horrendous.

Like he's not watched United at all this year. He starts almost every game under Carrick and didn't start against Hull because he came back late this summer.