Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol

@profbokdrol V2.0 (thanks to the donnerse Twatter Nazis.) Butch poofter. 🏳️‍🌈 Garden variety DA voter; respecter of civilised standards. #VoetsekANC

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Twatter have now magnanimously restored my old account @ProfBokdrol after they assassinated it 2+ months ago for calling Trump a cunt, so I'm moving back there. It goes back to 2013, so there's about 30x more drunken bullshit there than what there is drunken bullshit here. #Hic

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Nie "Huh?" nie, Max. Dis een van die fokkers wat jy so heftig verdedig het in darrie jarre. Die arme ANC bloedjies. Karma is 'n bliksem, né? 😉

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

@DDonkerbal @Prins_Orange Nee man!!! 😜😝

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Old account @ProfBokdrol has been restored a few days ago, after more than TWO MONTHS! Thinking of moving back. Fools...dafuq is the point of that? Now why you know why Twitter is a free service. #Bastids

[Frank Küsel @frankkusel]

@EmeritusBokdrol Eish. Not sure how I'll find you again if they block you for this again. :D

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Could be worse....I went from 3,200 followers to zero when the Twatter Nazis assassinated my account for this one. How can calling Trump a cunt be a bad thing???

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

I've finally taught my dog to fetch a glass of red wine.

He’s a Bordeaux Collie

And yes, he paws it himself...

#NationalDrinkWineDay

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Results are in. Verdict: 100% of you agree that Jacques Pauw would have looked like less of a doos today, if he had acted like less of a doos in the first place. #Sela

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

If we call feral troglodytes in parliament "honourable membêêhhs" then we can call overgrown teenagers in discount Pep Stores camo outfits "military veterans." Won't insult clowns by calling MKMVA "clowns" because proper clowns actually did training and know what they're doing.

[Jacques Maree @JacquesMaree73]

Can we please stop calling them military veterans? Because just about none of them are. Find another name for this fringe militia.

[Rico Schacherl @ricoschacherl]

Pearls Before Swine by @stephanpastis

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Well, at least it's a step forward. If the #CoronaVirusSA happened 15 years ago we'd have to face photos of Manto and Thabo eating African potatoes and beetroot and garlic cooked by @tito_mboweni now.
#VoetsekANC @MYANC @CyrilRamaphosa

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Chinese Spy Assigned To Date Eric Swalwell Begs To Be Sent To Labor Camp Instead https://t.co/xSH3p2Osr0

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

We all make fuckups. I've made many. Including a few when I was drunk as fuck (well, 95% of them when I was drunk as fuck, ackchelleh.) But when I did, I shut my trap and quietly fixed it, instead of broadcasting my faux indignation all the way to Mars. #GlassHouses #JacquesPauw

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Great idea. But we'd have to crowdfund enough water to fill it first. Then we can test if this MKMVA lot are as good at swimming as they are at dancing like assholes.

[WSM @TheJaundicedEye]

What a waste. Can't they convert it into an ANC Cadre Training College?

[Jack Devnarain @JackD157]

The money will never be founded. It was already spended, wasteded and splurgededed

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Fuck me. Apparently Eishkom has bought shares in America. #Loadshedding @Eskom_SA

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

I think when he rolled his sleeve up, President Cyril Ramaphosa was expecting a cash injection.

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Great. We hope and pray that one of the side effects is growing a fucking spine.
#VoetsekANC @MYANC @CyrilRamaphosa #WeChooseVacciNation

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Diep. Baie diep. Amper so diep soos die kak waarin Jakob Skilpadkop hom bevind.

[Stevo (Steve-oh!) @AbortAbort_]

So waar

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Regrettably, poor Jacques Pauw has fallen victim to the "Johnny the Goatfucker" phenomenon. You know, Johnny can make 1,000 donations to charities, and nobody will ever call him "Johnny the Charitable." But it takes just ONE goat...

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

What sayeth ye? 😉 @poormanscaviar

[Prof. Emeritus Bokdrol @EmeritusBokdrol]

Poll: When Jacques Pauw got into kak at VnA Waterfront, he was...