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🔥IRL Firefighter, I post about my antics during shift 🔥PFP: @davanchiart

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Massive reality check

Had my Training Officer pull me aside and DISSECT all of my introverted tendencies to me👁️👁️

We came up with a plan to be more outspoken 😭

Im back in high school god damnit

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@x_ark_kresyx Yeah you know what, youre right, I SHOULD buy the 500$ Overnumbered Ahri card, Thanks Ark

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@x_ark_kresyx Everyday you find a new tweet to upset me, and everyday it works🥀

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@x_ark_kresyx WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

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@Tabami_N YEAHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU🌹

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@Lucky_13th_fox KNIGHT MIKU RAHHHHHHH

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I pulled out some hand sanitizer to offer it to the cops just now and they made fun of my case for it😔

Like bro, we just pulled a 3 day old body out of a house and you wanna bite the hand trying to help, no Book Loft for you, HMPH 😤

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Im very proud of the change Im seeing at my FireDepartment

When I first started working people were so out of shape

Lately there’s been so many people taking action to be healthier, Lose weight and gain MUSCLE

We serve the community and they should expect the best from us!🔥

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@Noki67740178 They make fun of me the most😔, its a burden I must bear

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“ITS NOT FAIR, OF COURSE HES GOT A FASTER TIME, HE CAN BASICALLY STAND UP INSIDE THAT THING”

Said in reference to me speeding through a confined space course

Mainly targeting my HEIGHT GOD DAMN IT I AM SO SHORT

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This is how The Fumo and I are gonna a be strung up when I get caught doing this stupid shit

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Ive been seeing Fumos all over my feed, some of them with collectors bringing them to OUTRAGEOUS places

and I…

I NEED TO BE A PART OF THAT

THATS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

So anyway I ordered some and I plan on taking them with me into an active structure fire in my pocket

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HAPPY 4TH🎉

PLEASE END THE DAY WITH ALL 10 DIGITS LEFT

1. Don’t do it drunk!
2. Don’t light then throw!
3. Submerged used fireworks in water before tossing in trash!
4. Be aware of dry grass and trees around you!

Lets put some powder in the air but lets do it safely 🫵😎🎉🎇🎆

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@llullabye S O L I D 💪😎🫵

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Marched in a parade, feels pretty good looking nice in a suit but DAMN does it suck to march in

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THATS IT IM ENDING IT ALL

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE BRO

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I finished Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition yesterday

I was playing it on stream but it seemed like a very Grindy game so I didnt want to put people through that

IT WAS PEAK THOUGH, GOD THE STORY WAS SO GOOD

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I talked to an engineer who works on sprinkler systems today

“Oh youre new here? What school did you go to?

Ah I went to *my highschool*

I didnt know there was a college up there

Oh you mean college? Ive never been to college

You dont need a degree to be a firefighter?”

🧍‍♂️

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@x_ark_kresyx You dont wear your glasses tho🤨