T.B. Emery

West Canaan class of ‘98. MSU class of ‘02. SCLSU Mud Dogs Grad Ast. Big State Recruiting Coord. Bishop Sycamore ST Coach. Bud Kilmer coaching tree.

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I have a 600 page manifesto about this game alone. I have no idea why everyone is freaking out

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@OdellBretthamJr Same story here. I thought I would have to tell my parents that MSU was going to kick me out because I had a 2.4 GPA my first semester.

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@lord0fthewaters @quinnthegm Your logic tracks.

[truant finds home @pj_history]

One more Glen Hansard tribute:

14 years ago today, Glen invited Eddie Vedder to duet on this intricate @springsteen cover. The lengthy song really goes places, and it might be the duo's best collaboration. RIP #tfh

"Drive All Night," Aug. 3, 2012: https://t.co/z1Pzf1zw1d

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@jamiesb5 @MSU_Uniforms I remember lending my Mill “The Thrill” Coleman jersey to a friend from CMU sophomore year so they had something green and white to wear for a tailgate. I never saw it again and it breaks my heart to think about it.

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@ZuzuOnFire Hell yeah! King Cobras also have a modified trachea so they can actually make growling noises. Eating other snakes is how most snakes get the moniker “King” in their names as well.

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@ZuzuOnFire Happy late birthday Dr. Z.

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Bowl Jon Roxton is the rightful hair to the throne of Westeros in my book.

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@ZuzuOnFire I must be the only one to appreciate Ali3n but it I think it is because we snuck into it after buying tickets for another movie because we were too young.

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@ZuzuOnFire Ditto

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@Dave_Cave_Rave I, for one, will refuse to call Germany “Deutchland”. You aren’t “The Land of the Dutch”, but I will call them Alemania because it essentially means “Land of All Men”. Probably because the Romans met the ‘84 East German Olympic Women’s Swim Team

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@ZuzuOnFire It will be considered an act of mercy

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At first I would intend to do good but I would soon become corrupted by such power.

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

A credit card but instead of cash back you get Touch Tune credits

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@ZuzuOnFire This hits like a mack truck

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@ditzkoff “Good God, Lemon! Those shoes!”

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@TheCinesthetic

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@thereisnojayjay I lost in the finals of a Jeopardy style game in middle school because my brain short circuited trying to say “What is Appomattox”. Haunts me to this day.

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Me telling my girlfriend that it is imperative that we watch Master and Commander before Bridgerton or I will be historically lost and unable to relate to any of the characters.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me telling her about the perfect distribution of outright winner, top 5, top 10, and top 20 finish Masters bets I have this weekend

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@flapprdotnet Life has meaning now.

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This account simply does not miss

[ArtButMakeItNow @artbutnow]

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon