AshWell

32F

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[svrp @shereeserenee]

and begging, and yearning and crashing out idc

[CallUnc @Callunc]

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

Me after spending just 2 hours at work:

[Champ. @___vaughan]

Built like a penis is crazy

[Nikhail🎗️|🇯🇲’n @NikhailW]

Youth dem nah go VBS a summer time thats why them so unruly and destructive.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[from one goodaz to another...🇵🇸 @gillie_cee]

Like, bitch, pick up a pen?!

https://t.co/XL783Xuyuq

[Big Daddy✨ 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @FayFay_M]

Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.

[June Done? Julyin' @JKavJA]

The heat, the cost a living, the mad driver dem, the mad taxi driver dem, the bad customer service, the cost a living, the heat, the fact seh the country nuh really respect human life, the "leaders" weh a try samfie wi.

To be fair, the country justifiably angry and miserable.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

Inconsistency will ruin a good thing.

[Auntie @DutchessYes]

You don't need a costume, you don't need a MUA, you don't need all that to go out there & have fun. At 22 borrowing money for a carnival costume is the heights of caylissniss & you mek gleaner put you first & last name??

[Nationwide90FM @NationwideRadio]

Jamaicans could see a resumption of work from home arrangements amidst rising fuel prices due to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.

READ MORE HER: https://t.co/DJB9Qceqg7

[Republic Beach | Aug 1st @iRealPedro]

which average Jamaican really and truly interested inna pickleball, talk the God almighty truth 😭😭

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

Enter password:
Wrong.
Wrong.
Reset password.

New password can't be your old password.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

For almost two months, I was convinced my friend group had a separate group chat without me.

Plans would get mentioned casually, “oh yeah, like we said earlier”, and I’d just stand there like 🙂 earlier where? If I walked into the room and they stopped laughing, my brain immediately titled it: Season 2: The Quiet Exile. I started analyzing delivery times, inside jokes, who viewed my stories but didn’t reply. Every late response felt intentional. Every “we forgot to tell you” felt strategic.

One night I finally joked, “So what’s the name of the secret group chat?”
They all looked confused.

Turns out there was another group chat, but it was for planning a surprise birthday thing for me. The reason they’d go quiet? They were terrible at lying. The “earlier” conversations? About work, not me. The late replies? Two of them had just started new jobs and one was going through a breakup.

Meanwhile, I had already mentally written a betrayal arc, drafted my villain origin speech, and emotionally distanced myself for protection.

The stupidest part? Nobody was excluding me.
I was just overprotecting myself from a threat that didn’t exist.

That’s when I realized, sometimes the only person putting me on the outside… is me.

[BIG DADDY @Bigdaddyvinz_]

The beginning of ragnar's downfall

[hanna 🐉 @hannaeeliz]

watched all three eps of tell me lies season 3 and i’ve never wanted to smash my tv more ever