Mia 🐱

Kool and Calm with a pinch of Humor

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

At the bar where I am, I decided to have a conversation with one of the waitresses.

A very pretty young girl.

Turned out that we're from the same state.

Me: How old are you?

"I am 20 years old, sir"

Me: Have you written Jamb?

"No sir, I did not even write Waec. There is no money to go to school. I am the one responsible for 2 of my younger ones, sir"

Me: How many children does your father have?

"Seven sir."

Me: How much is your salary here?

"50k sir"

Me: Do you have a boyfriend?

"No sir, I don't."

Me: What you want to do with your life? Do you want to go to the university or what?

"Sir, I want to go to a catering school. I want to learn how to do different things, sir"

Me: How much is the catering school asking you to pay?

"Sir, it's expensive ooo"

Me: How much?

"Sir, they said N400k".

Me: Alright, you can go.

What I am thinking to do:

I want to help her, but I have not discussed with my wife yet.

If I discuss with my wife, and she agrees with me to help her, I'll take my wife to the bar to see her.

Then my wife will be the one to give her the money.

E no dey hard make women use toto to say "thank you".

And I don't want to fall for that temptation.

Otherwise, she'll start using me as a cash cow and savior.

End.

[Mia 🐱 @EmexxistSanchez]

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Do u also remember this song with d lyrics :
so I turn around, so I turn around
I turn around, I turn around. U know b my creator, u no be my own.
Dats d much I can remember.
And whispers by Naydo.

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