Emily Fagel

I like to retweet funny people.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Emily Fagel @Emfagel]

@bigrepuslaytion The dumbest

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Anybody else in the 30s-40s and ready to retire? 🤣

[27. @dimvji]

the older i get the more i appreciate being out of the loop. i don’t want to know anything about anyone

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

WATCH: A Delta Air Lines flight was delayed in Cancun on Thursday after a swarm of bees settled on the 737's wing. The issue was soon resolved with some forward speed on takeoff!

Video: @FerikaBoss

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[Emily Fagel @Emfagel]

@ChatterboxKeirn The people’s queen

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

I’ve been a Knicks fan for 14 long days, so tonight was very special for me personally

[Kara @kdeyerme]

If my best friend was CRYING about how much I let her down I would be sobbing not sitting here like this W T F #summerhouse

[Coach Yo @YolettMcCuin]

I can’t believe I have to do this @Delta but you leave me no choice. Items were stolen from my checked bag and after the file was claimed, your claims manager had the nerve to tell me that I won’t be reimbursed because although I showed the receipts, I didn’t fill out the paper right! As a platinum medallion member this is ridiculous! I asked to speak to a supervisor as well but I guess you prefer me to handle things this way! #SHAME

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Day 3 of no caffeine and I’ve lost hearing in my right eye

[Emily Fagel @Emfagel]

@DaveMcNamee3000 Nailed it

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Anyone else remember when Special K created their own diet and it was basically just eating two bowls of Special K every day and everyone accepted that as medically sound?

[Emily Fagel @Emfagel]

Currently

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

There's nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

A coworker is going to suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your own phone. It's very important that you don't listen to them.

[Emily Fagel @Emfagel]

@BobsFunGirl So happy to see you went. Sending you strength as you continue your “firsts” ❤️

[BRAVOOOMG @bravooomg]

And just like that…Amanda Batula checked out of her marriage and into a hotel room with West Wilson.

Somewhere between the tears, the Loverboy cans, and the endless excuses, she traded “for better or worse” for “you up?” I couldn’t help but wonder… was this heartbreak? Or was this just #SummerHouse after dark?

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

People who don't plug their phones in before bed and just wake up and continue their day with the phone being at 29 percent or lower are you okay mentally?

[Erik Telford @ErikTelford]

I really hope Bravo renews The LA Mayoral Race for another season.

The cast chemistry is unbelievable.