Emily Griffin

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I guess we’re all going to act like it being this warm in November is normal.

[Ida 🇵🇸 @ida_skibenes]

We live in a world where girls and women are FINED for trying to cover up while playing sports, but also EXPELLED from schools if their shoulders are showing.

Again, I dare you to ask why we’re angry.

[Kavitha A. Davidson @kavithadavidson]

Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them

Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

shout out to everyone born between 1980 to 1985, you’ve been Gen X, Gen Y, a millennial, the Oregon trail generation, a xennial, an elder millennia, and now a *checks notes* geriatric millennial

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@Stands Where is this?

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

live your life in such a way that your heirs sort through your possessions whispering “what the fuck. what the FUCK. What in the SHIT.”

[Matt Skywalker @Jedi_Adopted]

@NYinLA2121 Just food for thought: if you went back the same amount of time from today as Marty did from 1985 to 1955, you’d be going back to 1991.

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

A murderer found guilty of murder.

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@Stands Hell yea 🏕

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole ex-president gets vaccinated in secret for the virus he claimed was a hoax

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@wonderofscience @DanRather Is this better or worse then a murder? Asking for a friend. @kimrhodes4real

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@charliecapen I want so badly to put one of these up at my place, but I really don’t have a spot :(

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

Not saying my attention span is shot but there was a 26 second clip of never before seen footage from the surface of another planet and at the 10 second mark I was like “I think I get it” and just swiped it away.

[Stands @Stands]

Inspirational quote I can get behind

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Sometimes Super Bowls are great. But more often than not they are about as much of a letdown as New Year’s Eve parties.

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@Stands Did someone say hot dog pants?

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@Stands @jarpad It’s higher than it looks

[Emily Griffin @Emfungi]

@Stands @charliecapen Why are chickens awesome? beCAWSe (chicken noise)

[Stands @Stands]

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