Emily Barry

... So are you going to finish that?

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"

Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL

[Nasty African Girl @SunBirdZAKH]

Receiving sex ed at the age of 10 was traumatising but not because it was horrifying to learn that my vagina is called a vagina, what its function is, and that no-one should be touching it without my consent. It was horrifying because I saw two classmates realise that they were

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

What the fuck did I just read

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Oh hell no.

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

@tacobell the pop up hotel has lived in my head rent free for almost 4 years now, is there ever going to be another one?

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

@CarolineRose79 @stokely_i @SleepyOktobur @ask_aubry not a direct submission but like… cmon

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Hold on y’all are eating beans for breakfast? Baked fucking beans? That’s disgusting count me out

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

God Miley is just so GOOD

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

They rearranged my grocery store again and I almost had a whole meltdown trying to find the McCormack seasoning packets. Not the best errand to be running after forgetting to take my meds

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Does the “cries at everything” part of cancers translate into anger as well? I don’t be crying at everything but I do be mad at the drop of a hat 😂

[James @JimmyJGreen]

@henryzcohen What if I told you there is an American city that isn't just non-car-dependent but is actually laid out to be actively hostile towards anything with wheels?

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Guess everyone and their mom gets to date him just not me

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Now that I’m single how do I go on a date with Pete Davidson

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

@kiranmayeet Personal favorites before I add everything in this thread

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Why am I not one bit surprised to hear where this kid went to school

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

New season of @bigmouth drops OCTOBER 28th!!!! Send dirty baby name suggestions…

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Is it really this hard to make friends as an adult or am I just not that great

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Are there any girls out there that wanna learn how to do cool flips on roller skates with me because these cool tik tok roller girls have me sold and ready to go

[Haley @_wolfhaley]

No spoilers but I’ve finished #StrangerThings

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Just remembered the time a girl called me exotic for being from nh and I am still dying. I wish we were friends

[Emily Barry @EmiBarry]

Amber heard saying she is “not sitting in this courtroom laughing and joking” and that she is miserable is so amusing given that she has literally been posing for cameras during the trial