Emily Jessen

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[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@British_Airways Yes, when I tweeted it was 10 days away, thanks for finally getting back to me though. I did manage to get through.

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@British_Airways you moved my flight but not my hotel booking, and your phone number for holidays won't let me through, even though my travel is within 8 weeks, please help.

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Life tip: use literally any other delivery service instead of @FedEx, they will misdeliver your package and lie about redelivering it. @FedExHelp anything you can do?

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@FedExHelp @FedEx I live in MA and my package is currently out for delivery in NY...so that's terrible. How are you going to fix this?

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@megkatmur Why are you at Chili's without me rude

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Hi Twitter, how do I @ a company when they mess up, I hear that's a thing

[g👼🏻 @woahgianna]

the feminism leaving my body to watch fantasy suites on international women’s day #TheBachelor

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Oh hi tweeters. Just a reminder I exist. #ineedattention

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Time for my annual twitter check in! Hello everyone. Goodbye everyone. I might check in more often, who knows.

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Time for my yearly check in with Twitter! #hasanythingchanged #nah

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@Currerichb prepare to have the slowest conversation ever then 😅

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

I have clearly forgotten how to use twitter. #amigettingold

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@Currerichb I look at it every so often....thinking about starting again lol why

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

@Currerichb no more Cadbury eggs at cvs?? Noooo #eggstremelyupsetting

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

New Years resolution: lose 50 pounds and go to Miami for Pitbull's next NYE #PitbullNYE

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Hapy Birthday Pitbull! #PitbullNYE

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

I am so happy right now 😊 #vacationwithfriends #snowboardingwithoutfalling

[Emily Jessen @EmiJ]

Living up to most female stereotypes since 1990. I can't wait to be a housewife when I grow up. #sodomestic #ilovecleaning

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

On this day in 1928 the #NHLBruins played their first game in the Boston Garden - #TBT pres. by @Friendlys