Emi

33 años. De River

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

De la vida aprendí, tres cosas importantes. Hay que cuidar la salud, tomarse un vino y no morir por amor!

[Politica en River @PoliticaEnRiver]

TE LIQUIDA, SIEMPRE.

[DOGOR @dogordo_]

La pausa de hidratacion en el Estadio Azteca.

[Pablo @pabloeseerre]

Lo anularon porque no te puede meter un gol el actor de El Mentalista

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

Serán cayos los de Cabo Verde, me hicieron chupar.

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

@leoferndez @LeoFernandezdt Dejo el pucho y en una semanita estoy 80%

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

@leoferndez @LeoFernandezdt Teneme en cuenta cuando necesites un ayudante, mira que algo de idea tengo!

[Vulgarcite @vulgarcite]

Hoy acá somos el Bangladesh de Paraguay 🇵🇾🇵🇾🇵🇾
A TODO VOLUMEN EL PÁJARO CAMPANA 🕺🕺💃💃

[Nerón Dré @FrancoNeronDre]

Mañana no se coloca ni un solo ladrillo en todo el planeta

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

Mi albañil mañana contándome cómo Paraguay eliminó a Alemania

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

@fabipa90 JAJAJAJA SI DIOS

[- @m4rton]

hoy soy más paraguayo que un vaso stanley con luces y parlante

[Unpopularfootyx @Unpopularfootyx]

🚨🎙️ ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIĆ ON LIONEL MESSI'S INFLUENCE ON ARGENTINA AFTER THEIR WIN OVER AUSTRIA:

“I'm obsessed with watching Messi.

Not because he's my friend.

Not because of nostalgia.

Because after all these years, I'm still trying to understand how one player can control a football match without touching the ball every minute.

I watched Argentina today and the first thing I noticed wasn't the scoreline.

It was the way Austria reacted whenever Messi moved.

One step to the left, defenders follow.

One drop into midfield, the entire shape changes.

One glance over his shoulder panic.

That's not football.

That's psychological warfare.

And that's why I laugh when people reduce him to goals and assists.

They don't understand what they're watching.

Messi isn't just Argentina's best player.

He's Argentina's system.

He's their confidence.

He's their belief.

He's the reason every teammate walks onto the pitch thinking the impossible is possible.

People ask me about the GOAT debate.

What debate?
Seriously.

What debate?

For me, there isn't one.

The debate exists because television needs content and social media needs arguments.

When I watch football, I don't see a debate.

I see Messi.

Then I see everybody else.

That doesn't mean other legends weren't incredible.

It means I've never seen another player influence a match, a team and an entire generation of football the way Messi has.

And today was another reminder.

He didn't need a hat-trick.

He didn't need to score from 40 yards.

He just needed to be Lionel Messi.

And suddenly Argentina looked like a completely different team.

That's greatness.

Not when everything depends on you.

When everybody becomes better because you're there.

I've played against great players.

I've played with great players.

But Messi is the only player I've ever watched and genuinely thought:

'This isn't normal.'

The scary thing?

Opponents know exactly what he's going to do.

And they still can't stop it.

That's why I don't waste my time with comparisons anymore.

Some players become legends.

Some players become icons.

Messi became a category of his own.

And after today's performance, if you're still asking me who the greatest footballer of all time is...

You're asking the wrong question.

The right question is:
Will football ever produce another one like him?”

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

Ponete a laburar gorda fea @JMilei

[Santiago Perez Pons @santiperezpons]

Adorni aprovechando lo de Flor Peña para ir a comprar más sábanas

[Arrepentidos de Milei @ArrepentidosLLA]

La Justicia encontró que Manuel Adorni facturó 8 MILLONES para comprar un juego de SÁBANAS JAJAJA
Estamos asistiendo al LAVADO DE DINERO de la corrupción más descarado de toda la historia. 8 millones por unas sábanas

[Emi @Emialgarbe7]

@gastonedul Gastón son las 12 y media de la noche. No pienso

[Nacho Lastra Baez @nacholastrabaez]

👉🏻 1978: Javier Milei usaba pañales

👉🏻 1986: Javier Milei usaba pañales

👉🏻 2022: Javier Milei usaba pañales

👉🏻 2026: Javier Milei usa pañales

ELIJO CREER 🇦🇷🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Camblorcete @TemblordeBoedo]

-Hola, sabían que gané 500 mil dólares en el Casino Flotante?
-Basta, Adorni.

[Diego Iglesias @IglesiasDiego]

El tipo reclamaba UN paquete de salchichas en mal estado antes de ser funcionario público, pero tenía guardados 500 mil dólares en negro y justo los empezó a usar como laaaaacaaaa cuando asumió la función pública. ¿Qué es lo que no entienden manga de resentidos?