Emil Falkner

Feldwebel in the Husaren-Regiment Nr.1.
Undead killed my horse.
Stuck in a stupid castle.
(NOT affiliated with G&B devs..)
(Admin is a MINOR! @ericorsmth)

[Emil Falkner @EmilFalkner]

// saw a bunch of people doing G&B parodies and accounts on here so I’m here to throw my own hat into the ring
I am REALLY fucking anxious about interacting with these people and I would REALLY like it if somebody could guide me here.
anyways, hi! enjoy my stupid Austrian hussar.

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@HMSBoatMan @strawbarryloid // ROW LITTLE SAILOR MAN ROW

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..What time is it? It’s slightly dark outside, I am aware of that much, but.. Ugh. I wish I brought a watch with me.

[Khloros Phyllo @KhlorosP]

Diego Velázquez (Spanish, 1599-1660)

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@HMSBoatMan @Surg_JacobBlume // #gleefulandfullofwhimsy

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// he is complete.
Pfp may be a bit bad but idrgaf. i’ll change it if he gets fan art cause i CANT DRAW
@Surg_JacobBlume
observe my young New Englander surgeon

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// reason why is because I love this fuckass community and I don’t see enough characters from this nation around enough..

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// hey guys. making another parody; G&B related. so while I make the account, I want you guys to take this stupid lyric and try to guess what nation they’re from
“Their vet’rans flee before our Youth, and Gen’rals yield to beardless boys!”
I’ll let yall know when he’s made!!

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@HMSBoatMan // he’s genuinely so jolly

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@Dinnernhand “Ja, Herr Dopfer. I wish you safety during these trying times. Next time I arrive, I promise that I shall bring some fish from the Rhine. Something for you to look forward to, I hope.”
[He tipped his Shako with a respectful manner, and began to ride off.]
“Aufi gehds! Go, boy!”

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[Emil eventually arrived at Dracula’s abode; where Dopfer currently resided. Emil’s showed up to check in on Dopfer, as he promised. He stopped his horse, and sighed.]
“Ahh, gott.. Will he even hear me from here?”
[He pulled out his flintlock, and shot it into the air.]

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@HMSBoatMan // 👀 you ready to read yet or.

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@HMSBoatMan // yo bro I got DOCS I can SEND YOU THEM

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@Dinnernhand [He stares at Dopfer for a bit, and sighs.]
“I believe it’s best for you to stay here. However, I may send a Prussian your way. Knowing your state right now, believe you could most likely use someone to beat the life out of.”
// AW HELL NAH MY MAJOR IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE

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@HMSBoatMan // fuuuhhh..

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@HMSBoatMan // I do but I’m kinda not allowed on it at the moment. parents are making me focus on school a bit more.
my account is ericig though if you wanna send a friend request

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@HMSBoatMan // FUUCK!! NOOOO!!
can I throw lore of my stupids at you in your DMs tho. If you want. eyes

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@dieZollburg ..Hm. Fair enough. I must say, though; take things with an open mind.
Good day, Herr Blumenwald.

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I feel like I’m being watched closely.
..Hmmh. It will be fine, Emil.. it will be fine.
// I FUCKING MAADEE ITTTT YEAAAHHHH

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@HMSBoatMan // DUDE I FUCKING LOVE RP. I ACTUALLY HAVE SO MANY IDIOTS I WANNA PUT OUT HERE BUT AUUGHH THAT WOULD BE HELL

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@HMSBoatMan // dawg I kinda feel you on that. I have a fuckass US marine that I wanna make an account for but I already have Emil on here so I lowk dunno what to do 🥹

[Emil Falkner @EmilFalkner]

@dieZollburg I’m sure it will be a long while until the man-eaters are gone. Until then, I believe that it’s not a major concern of ours.