Emil Abayasekera

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Trying to look cool by cryptic thoughts

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

I have a sneaky suspicion that google will start selling normal web search as subscription service very soon. The default will be AI slop.

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

@fortelabs Try trilium, It's open source

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

@OpenAI Is that dragon missing a piece of it's tail?

[aryaman @aryamaaan]

They should invent headphones you can wear while laying sideways in bed

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

FYI: The optimal meeting time is 20 to 30 minutes. And the average meeting time is between 31 and 60 minutes.
Typing this while in a 1 and half hour meeting

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

I need a Ctrl + Backspace equivalent for android

[☔ @Whotfismick]

they: break up hurts the most

me: ever had this?

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

It worries me how much of my personality depends on my mood.

[Azzam Ameen @AzzamAmeen]

Breaking: Pathum Nissanka becomes the first Sri Lankan to score a ODI DOUBLE HUNDRED

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

I need to watch tenet again now

[Jason Carman @jasonjoyride]

Alright fine, here are my 29 slides explaining Tenet

[Grant Sanderson @3blue1brown]

Product idea: An app/website that's identical to YouTube in every way, except without any shorts.

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

Sometimes it's very hard not to sound like a jerk

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

@HumansNoContext 21? Guess I'm getting married next year

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

Whenever I start to feel a little bit patriotic Sri Lanka finds a new way to fuck me over

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

POPE FRANCIS WAS A NIGHTCLUB BOUNCER???

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

World leaders were once…

🇮🇳 Narendra Modi - Tea seller
🇺🇦 Volodymyr Zelensky - Comedian
🇦🇱 Edi Rama - Painter
🇦🇺 Tony Abbott - Trainee Priest
🇧🇬 Boiko Borisov - Bodyguard
🇨🇦 Justin Trudeau - Bouncer
🇨🇦 Stephen Harper - Mailroom Assitant
🇭🇷 Ivo Josipovic - Music Composer
🇫🇷 Nicolas Sarkozy - Cleaner
🇬🇹 Jimmy Morales - Comedian
🇮🇸 Johanna Sigurdardottir - Flight Attendant
🇮🇪 Michael Higgins - Waiter
🇮🇹 Silvio Berlusconi - Singer
🇱🇷 Ellen Johnson Sirleaf - Drugstore Clerk
🇱🇷 George Weah - Soccer Player
🇱🇹 Dalia Grybauskaite - Factory Worker
🇲🇬 Andy Rajoelina - DJ
🇲🇳 Khaltmaagiin Battulga - Wrestler
🇳🇴 Jens Stoltenberg - Journalist
🇵🇰 Imran Khan - Cricketer
🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin - Agent/Spy
🇷🇺 Dmitry Medvedev - Street cleaner
🇸🇮 Borut Pahor - Model
🇬🇲 Adama Barrow - Security Guard
🇹🇷 Recep Erdogan - Lemonade Seller
🇬🇧 Boris Johnson - Journalist
🇺🇸 Donald Trump - Collecting Bottles
🇺🇸 Barack Obama - Ice cream scooper
🇺🇸 Joe Biden - Maintenance Worker
🇺🇾 Tabare Vazquez - Oncologist
🇻🇦 Pope Francis - Nightclub Bouncer
🇻🇪 Nicolas Maduro - Bus Driver

[Anthony Bonato @Anthony_Bonato]

My discrete math students be like:

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

Forget superhuman strength I want a switch in my head that turns off my thinking

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

Ok, who's brilliant idea was to make the logo black and red

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

I have sooooooo many more thoughts about OPPENHEIMER but the first that comes to mind this morning is that Christopher Nolan is so wild for how he introduces the “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds” quote LMAOOOOOOOOO

[Emil Abayasekera @EmilNavod]

@catharting_noir @arithatherealB Seriously what are they called over there? Just shepherd dogs?