Emil Ottoman

art for a dying world

You bring a real 'I am on xanax and everyone needs to know' vibe to the party - Elle Nash

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

https://t.co/P0kzVbIo3w
So, anyway, this will be my family's second emergency move in 12 years. Why? Because landlords and weak tenant protections. Donations come with prizes. Keep an editor off the streets. (Or at least my moms)
https://t.co/zkfoSP0PEg

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@AnaKrivolapova @ColinMGee Oh, that's a good one. (Says the former inmate.)

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@dt_robbins Me too because the novel is fucking hilarious.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

Anyone who gives a flying FUCK about me or my family, in an abstract way, in a "this is a fellow traveler and author" way. In a "shut this asshole up way." Put ya money where ya mouth is.
I support indie lit.
Now how you livin?
Love to John Trefry.
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[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

Television Sky & @CraigClevenger are at it again.
Third Cohort is going over 8 seats. Currently at ten. Will cap soon.
Spots are going faster than expected.
Sign up at the form link.
https://t.co/qwx5oHM1It

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

HAH, I'm a freelance editor and I'm here to tell you, fuck naw.

[Hugh Blanton @HughBlanton5]

Really hope there's a bunch of lit mag editors whose new year's resolution is to reply to submissions.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@JaceyCockrobin @Carsondaoboys Yeah, it would be on a fucking Subaru (Admission: I drive a Subaru)

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

I got like, 76 days until my family is probably homeless because landlords be like that. Inquire inside!

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@incastellated After that, #2 is a hungry coconut crab.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@incastellated #1 on my top ten is definitely my cat... Yeah. Kizzy Cheese is capable of metacognition... You can just tell.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@joshuahebburn I'm in your phone!!!

[𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 @incastellated]

I don't know how many books I read this year. Not many. I don't care.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

Craft Pathology Report: Words & Knives

Glue word are paradoxic. I wil not elaborate. https://t.co/WL0YZPnDuL

[𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖑𝖊 @incastellated]

Help out your buddy @EmilOttoman in the face of a vindictive landlord (what other kind is there?) and get some kvlt literary artifacts out of it!

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[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@incastellated OK, buying this now I guess.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@ElsbyCharlene Fuck it, I'll send in something horrible to get rejected that I think you read (skimmed) and this picture is going on all your future workshop marketing.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@ElsbyCharlene I WAS SORTA BUSY BUT YOU ALSO KNOW THAT.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

@dt_robbins The masculine urge to be a manlet so you can fit in a regular bathtub to take a bubble bath.

[chloe @sardine_enjoyer]

it's financial ruin friday. run up your credit card. get the 8-ball. order an espresso machine. drink the $150 bottle of wine. 3 dozen oysters. fuck it, maybe some hookers.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

It won't but let's pretend.

[Emil Ottoman @EmilOttoman]

If one of the first books you say you like when we start talking is Knausgård I immediately consider you sus as fuck.