Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖

Palaeontology/Biology alumni @uoft, alumni @humbercollege. Masters in biology @uofg. 🏳️‍🌈🦕 🐚 Black/Indigenous lives matter. Dyslexic/ADHD/ Asperger's

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

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[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

@TrueTorontoGirl I ate chocolate ice cream last night at 8:45pm... just one cup, and couldn't fall asleep until 1 am, that's another sign of aging for you.

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

@FANEXPOCANADA

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

It’s called Lake Ontario

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

#PSblackout

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

Everybody from Home Alone 2 is dying this year except HIM

[𝕀𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕁'𝔼𝕙 🇨🇦 @NerdyCheeseCurd]

You took the wrong Home Alone 2 star!!!!

[𝕀𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕁'𝔼𝕙 🇨🇦 @NerdyCheeseCurd]

Wtf Tim Curry????

Listen Death, we need to talk.

You took the wrong person, AGAIN!!!

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

@lights @CNEFoundationTO

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Ate healthy and got heartburn. Cake wouldn't do that, I'm sure.

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

300th day of marriage and some Lord of the rings wedding cake

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

When I don't know which direction to take in life I just spin until I fall in a ditch.

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

@JeffreyMWard The Common Grackle, because the author of my first bird guide book curly disliked the male's song. Then I heard him sing in real life, and liked it.

[Tara Slone @TaraSlone]

This is a terribly disappointing and infuriating decision. Some things HAVE to be about more than money. 💔

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

The best part about being a doctor is reusing the same jokes over and over on different patients.

[tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl]

I quit smoking cigarettes almost 21 years ago so when someone blows smoke in my face I have every right to tell them to fuck off.

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

@DrSpooky_ER My wife now has to direct me to not walk into traffic and to remember my doctor appointments. 🫣

[Emile Mehr (he/him) 🦖 @EmileMehr]

@NerdyCheeseCurd Despite being unemployed, it's still nice to be Friday

[𝕀𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕁'𝔼𝕙 🇨🇦 @NerdyCheeseCurd]

Awwww yeahhhh!!! Its finally fucking Friday!