Emile Langenhoven

I'm only 1, but still I'm 1. I can't do everything; but I can do something; and bcoz I can't do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@joelpollak Now I know why I left this platform. The toxic, ignorant responses are unbearable. Once again, after less than an hour returning to X, I'm out.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

Hi everyone. Just pooping in to see if this swamp has been drained yet. First person to confirm that it hasn't gets the Rotten Plumber Award!

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@Olivia_LaGrange You are so absolutely stupid.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@ThisIsColbert These self-righteous, virtue signaling, woke fools, running around with a camera, and an idea of becoming an influencer know nothing about the real world and how it works. Come back in 20 years when you've experienced life junior. Now go play with your Legos.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

I have never seen a more ignorant, biased, and race baiting interview than this. Anele, who believes she runs Jhb and is the spokesperson for all black people, just shows the disrespect her generation has for their elders. This interview was disgraceful. https://t.co/NKDSAYiQOT

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@SithaleKgaogelo ROFL

[Joel Pollak @joelpollak]

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel is a sign of impending dictatorship. Soon unthinkable things will be happening, like kicking ordinary people off social media for dissent, arresting folks for humorous memes, maybe even government collaboration with tech companies to silence the opposition.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

But, let's be serious for a minute. This is the first time the ANC has ever outwardly shown any kind of introspection and displayed public self-flagellation for atrocious municipal administrations.

[SABC News @SABCNews]

ANC President Cyril Ramaphosa says: “We must not protect individuals implicated in corrupt activity. We must encourage and enable law enforcement agencies to act against people within our ranks who break the law.”

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

I am happy to announce that Cyril "Shockoloza" Ramaphosa has joined the DA's LGE 2026 campaign.

[The Citizen News @TheCitizen_News]

📰 In The Citizen newspaper 🗞️ tomorrow: Cyril: Copy what #DA does

Get a copy to find out more.

[The Citizen News @TheCitizen_News]

📰 In The Citizen newspaper 🗞️ tomorrow: Cyril: Copy what #DA does

Get a copy to find out more.

[Geordin Hill-Lewis @geordinhl]

🇿🇦👏 Thanks, Mr President, for noticing the DA difference. The President @CyrilRamaphosa asks “what could it be” that explains this difference?

The answer is clear: a party in government in Cape Town that is committed to public service, to growing the economy, to appointments based on merit rather than race or ideology, and to integrity with public funds. ✅

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

Governmenting is difficult, hey? Rather, leave it to the experts.

Source: Daily Maverick
https://t.co/VKrLkENBuj

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

Introducing the Biden-bot 1000.

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Elon’s Tesla Optimus 🤖🔥 is here! Dawn of the physical Agentforce revolution, tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer! Congrats @elonmusk, and thank you for always being so kind to me! 🚀 #Tesla #Optimus

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@simphiwetwala53 @helenzille @nas_phim @GautengProvince @MYANC You wouldn't because you don't know what you don't know.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@GodTRYX Clutch your pearls and scream! It's horrific! Please, someone pass this guy the smelling salts.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@GvanOnselen Redi might be hurt, but she has to bear some responsibility for the ANC monster she helped create with the continuous barrage of negative publicity the DA has had to endure over the years due to the media, and still does to this day.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@BrandonFugal Hypothesis: What if there's a microscopic singularity causing an event horizon (the bubble) and a lensing effect distorting GPS tracking. It'd explain the "data donut", the underground GPS coordinates, the electromagnetic issues? 1.6Ghz could be resonant frequency.

[Emile Langenhoven @Emile_ZA]

@Ayesha_Bagus Listen, I know your kind. I've seen your kind when it was Cape Town’s Day Zero. I've seen your kind during Covid. I know how you blur the lines between fact and fiction. You're a bored keyboard warrior. You are a thorn looking for a side. End transmission.

[Hermann Pretorius 🇿🇦 @Meneer_Mann]

I have never been overpaid R270 000, but I think I would have noticed and, you know, not kept the money for six years. Making matters worse is that the money came from residents & ratepayers. But, by all means, try to make this about race. Predictable. Pathetic. Desperate.