having two cats means watching one of them lick the other one’s forehead with deep, unconditional brotherly love, only for it to devolve into a full WWE smackdown exactly four seconds later.
Adult autistic regression SUCKS. My verbal processing has tanked in the last few years. I can almost never actually say what I mean out loud, in conversation. Oftentimes I feel trapped in my brain. I don't feel like the people in my life can actually know me. I feel like I constantly misrepresent myself. I do not know how I managed to function socially as a child or adolescent.
great way to quickly get all of ur cats into the basement during a tornado siren is to make the basement forbidden never let them down there until it’s time and then when u open the door they’re like omgg this is awesome…… lets go girls NOW HURRY BEFORE SHE TAKES IT AWAY GO GO
All week my daughter’s been giving me her stuffed unicorn to take to work.
This morning I went to grab it and she goes “No daddy, unicorn can have the day off today.”
Man, fuck that unicorn.
This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere…