Emilee∞

CMU. RPL.

[Emilee∞ @Emilee_Heaphy]

"Choose the person who makes you better."

[Spence @SpenceDen]

Me as a kid: I'm bored.
What my parents heard: "I would like some manual labor please."

[M @Mike_P_Williams]

Spoiler: he definitely wasn’t joking. https://t.co/aXSus1AyJz

[relatable @byreIatable]

college is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am looking for a maid who is willing to work for free

[saylor @sayybaaby]

only in louisiana will you walk outside to find your dog fighting a crawfish.

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

Seen in a toy store in Austin, TX.

[⭐ @badgal_titi]

I even cancel plans with myself https://t.co/CW1iiUTJRL

[Emilee∞ @Emilee_Heaphy]

I don't know if I should be proud or irritated I just had to site the British Journal of Educational Technology in APA format all on my own... Online citation helpers are zero help nowadays.

[Adam Scott @mradamscott]

Hey @nra please stay the fuck away from Leslie Knope. https://t.co/Lr2HCeN7qp