Me:Mom,I forgot to bring my kurta
Mom:This temple has a dress code,you won't allowed into temple in those clothes
Aunt:I have brought an extra half saree for my daughter you can wear that
Me:I am guy,I won't!
Mom:It's your own fault,you have to wear it and come
Me at temple:
Me:Sis,you said you need me to take care of your baby but why should I be wearing pattu pavada?
Sis:It's so that you can always stay close to me
Me:But it's hard to manage him like this
Sis:Get used to it you'll be wearing a saree for reception,come to the ladies room with me
Me:Please don't tell anyone,mam
Mam:I had my doubts seeing your behaviour in class,don't worry your secret is safe with me
Me:Mam,if you don't mind I always wanted to wear a saree can you...
Mam:oh why not sweetie? I will make you the prettiest girl ever in saree
Me:
3/3
When I went to tution in rain;
Mam: why did you come in this rain,see you're shivering and completely drenched come inside
I'll go get towel and clothes for you to change
Me:Ok,mam
Mam:(Hands me a black churidar) sorry, I don't have any male clothes as I live alone
see👇 1/3
Me:(The CD in me was full of joy but on outside I was acting like I was hesitant) It's ok mam,guess I have no choice
Mam:Omg,You look really pretty in this dress infact it suit you better than it ever did for me
(I lost control and confessed to her that I am a CD)
2/3
Mom:Your hair has grown very long go get a hair cut
Me:Ma,I want to grow my hair like the hero in Dhurandhar
Mom:But you have no facial hair you will look like the heroine instead so either go cut your hair or start wearing sarees and helping me with chores
Me after one year:
My Mom caught me wearing her saree
I tried to tell her I won't do it again but after seeing how I move in saree the way I adjust my pallu on my breasts, the way I put one hand on my stomach when I bend, she said you're not a man anymore you should only wear sarees from now on
Me: The astrologer only said that I have to visit the temple dressed as a woman
why are you making me do this
Gauri Vrat now?
Mom: Oh stop complaining like
a little girl, just look at yourself
you look beautiful, don't you want a good husband?(giggles)
Me: Husband ah!?
Me: Atta, my bag was stolen in the train I have nothing to wear for your house warming function
Atta: Don't worry ra I have bought a new saree for Neha(my sister) she didn't come right? so you can wear that
Me: No,I am boy, boys don't wear sarees.
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Atta:Stop acting, I have seen you wearing your sister's dresses secretly if you don't want your secret to come out you better wear this saree
Me: I got ready in saree as you asked but why are you making me do these rituals like paalu ponginchatam (paal kachal) it's too much 2/2