Emilie

Midwife.

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@PalaceAndOpera Does the show start at 7pm or just doors open?

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@RoyalMailHelp my parcel XD051959896GB was scheduled for redelivery on the 17th but hasn't arrived, tracker hasnt been updated still says scheduled for redelivery on 17th and won't let me change it. Please can you tell me where it is?

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@RoyalMailHelp my parcel XD051959896GB was scheduled for redelivery on the 17th but hasn't arrived, tracker hasnt been updated still says scheduled for redelivery on 17th and won't let me change it. Please can you tell me where it is?

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@todayyearsold @hamrerhippyer

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@LNRailway Hello, it says on your website no service from Crewe to London Euston on 25/6 but it still allows you to book tickets for the 0832 train which I already had a ticket for. Is this running or not? Thanks

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@WhatsOnStage Saw @oliviamooree Jenna debut in Waitress - stunning!

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi, do you know when the trains on 8th Jan will be available to book?

[Paul Scheer @paulscheer]

I’m never as succinct or as eloquent as this. I’m glad someone else is…

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

My puppy has started putting his toys back in his toy basket when hes finished playing with them and I'm convinced that he's a) the smartest and b) the cutest

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Why are women not offered pain relief for removal and insertion of IUDs? It can be AGONY. If it involves the prostate or the colon, you get sedatives, or gas and air. My column on how brutally the cervix is treated: https://t.co/wvQ0timjya

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

Revolutionary

[Dr Leyla Turkoglu @LeylsTurk]

I might be the last person to find this out, but these little co-amox lids double as pound coins for shopping trolleys and swimming pool lockers.

A game changer if you don’t carry cash!

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@GiveBloodNHS can I give blood if I had a cold a few days ago but am now fully recovered? Is there a period of time that needs to have passed? Thanks

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

Motsi sobbing because Christmas is cancelled but also Bill Bailey won #StrictlyComeDancing is a 2020 mood

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

My wisdom teeth have been partially erupted for months now and lemme tell you I do not feel wise, I feel like I've been punched in the face

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@LeGateauChoc @summermoors

[Emilie @EmilieB71]

@NicoleRaquel_D "Imma let you finish but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time" awful yet iconic

[hannah louise @hannahlouisef]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[trish @ultragloss]

abba was right in super trouper i AM sick and tired of everything