Emilie Jane Heaton

'Nothing of me is original. I'm the combined effort of everyone I've ever known'

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Theresa May 'should resign' after having hubris
https://t.co/RQ91WTrOVp via @MailOnline

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Can't sleep again, stressing about uni is killing me! #3rdyearproblems #studentproblems #dissertation #finals #killmenow

[Robert Downey Jr @RobertDowneyJr]

Always love the bad boys. #ScienceBros #AgeOfUltron #PressTour @MarkRuffalo

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Sleeping pattern is well and truly fucked. #sickjoke #iwanttosleep #stressed

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

You know you drank too much when you still feel rough after 24 hours #neverdrinkingagain #thatisprobablyalie #hanging

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Literally obsessed with Utopia ♥ #Daughtry #amazing #dancinglikeadickhead #letsmakeabrandnewstart

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

A one way ticket to New York would be amazing right now! #travellingbug #iwannatravel #lifeisboring

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@LyndonJackets how pissed are you? :')

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@LyndonJackets I've overdone the cake I'm afraid. Cellulite Sally has reared her ugly head. #wobblewobble

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Can feel myself getting fatter by the minute. #putdownthecake #fatty #gottadiet #porker

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@StaceyHartley Don't do it Stace, always goes tits up! #storyofmylife

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@LyndonJackets shut up you potato. I'm so stressy!

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

I'm all for healthy eating but quite frankly kale can go suck a fat one.

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@LyndonJackets hmm, course ;) fill me in on the deets later ;)

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@LyndonJackets ooh, casually stalking you! ;) who's this about?! #bitchtits

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

@LyndonJackets can't wait!!

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

When selfish people expect favours :') #suckmyhugedickbitch

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Knew taking diet pills was a bad call! #wired #cantsleep

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

Not gonna lie, the only reason I'm excited to go on holiday is for the food...I WANT TWINKIES IN MY FACE. #usa #foodcoma #cantfuckingwait

[Emilie Jane Heaton @EmilieJane94]

To whichever of my neighbours is making all the noise, I hate you. #wanker #diybefore9amshouldbeillegal #ineedsleep